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One very high on my Portillo list. Labour aren't really up in London though, so he may survive.

And another, luckily she's almost certainly fucked.

Remember the episode of Tory pearl-clutching when Labour produced a poster featuring Michael Howard as a kind of Faginesque hypnotist figure.? Allegations of anti-semitism were flying all over the place, even though the alegation of anti-semitism is at best nebulous.

Now the Tories are attacking Starmer for having Friday night dinner (an important weekly Jewish ritual for Shabat) with his half-Jewish wife and family.

Hypocrisy, what ?

Didn't the pork haystack notoriously not work weekends? And what about all those early pandemic COBRA meetings he skipped on because it would've interrupted his jollies of eating cheese and trying to shag the maid at Chequers?

Nigredo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 12:02 pm Didn't the pork haystack notoriously not work weekends? And what about all those early pandemic COBRA meetings he skipped on because it would've interrupted his jollies of eating cheese and trying to shag the maid at Chequers?

But he got the big calls right.

Got the big calls right, which changed over time to got most of the big calls right. Soon to be superseded by stop banging on about calls.

Wasn’t it his Murrikan (ahem) computer teacher he was busy knobbing?

He'd fuck a ham sandwich if you threw it in front of him.

Or as the late Sir Les Paterson would say “He’d fuck the hair on a barber shop floor”

Wonderfully spot on diatribe on the Tories from Mitch Benn

Abernathy wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 8:06 pm Wasn’t it his Murrikan (ahem) computer teacher he was busy knobbing?

You sure that wasn't Gazza in drag?

Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Jul 02, 2024 10:12 pm Wonderfully spot on diatribe on the Tories from Mitch Benn

Bang on indeed. The conceit. There it is.

Seriously, I know they’re desperate but what the hell is this?

Saw some footage of Johnson’s unexpected reappearance, and fuck me he looks *awful*. Looks like he hasn’t slept in a week, red face, bowl-cut thin hair like straw, and he’s clearly put on a lot of weight.

The whole “bumbling toff” act looks very different when the person doing it just looks like a dishevelled, spittle-flecked old drunk.

Philip Marlow wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 7:39 am Seriously, I know they’re desperate but what the hell is this?

Desperation.

Crabcakes wrote: ↑Wed Jul 03, 2024 7:46 am Saw some footage of Johnson’s unexpected reappearance, and fuck me he looks *awful*. Looks like he hasn’t slept in a week, red face, bowl-cut thin hair like straw, and he’s clearly put on a lot of weight.

The whole “bumbling toff” act looks very different when the person doing it just looks like a dishevelled, spittle-flecked old drunk.

Yes, he sounded ramblingly dreadful and really quite drunk, as he rocked up to babble incoherently to the party faithful in - er - Chelsea. If this is the tories' last throw of magic dice, they would have been better advised to stay in the bar.

Sadly, I think Greg Hands will hold on in Chelsea and Fulham. One of the few seats in London where they're competitive. I don't know if Greg called in a favour to get Bozo to show up, or just that he fancied Chelsea more than traipsing out to Bromley or Havering.

Chelsea's probably the name of the Sloane he's currently trying to shag on the side.

I suspect Worzel Cuntage’s sudden reappearance is so he can make the claim that he contributed when he inevitably crawls out of the woodwork in a few years to try and take over what’s left.