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Speaking of Tory lunatics

A Conservative MP has called on the prime minister to appoint a ‘minister for flags’ in the latest sign that the party has completely lost its mind.

With child poverty rates spiralling, the MP for Crawley, Henry Smith, has looked to address the matters that really matter to the country – no mention yet of a minister for scones – and floated the possibility of a Government minister who is solely responsible for national symbols. https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/polit ... gs-371778/

Well it might get the DUP back on-side

Man's a cunt.

Shirley, flegs would come under the "Culture" bit of "Culture, Media and Sport"?

None of these cunts know what they're supposed to be doing. Dumb-as-dogshit pissweasels, the lot of 'em.

No surprise that Alicia Kearns and Caroline Noakes are on this list. I'm sure getting rid of the remaining presentable MPs is going to help.

Populism latest.

There's a nice bit on the Poke detailing how one organisation has plenty of form for redesigning, recolouring and generally twatting about with the union flag.

It's the Conservative Party.

Yeah, and what's being complained about- sports kits having variations on the flag isn't exactly new. Even if the use of the Union Jack is a bit confusing to modern eyes.

So this is why Andrea Jenkyns had her haircut.



Farage's 60th Birthday Bash. I pity the cleaners who will have to mop up all the slime in the morning.

Ohh look, Liz Truss in the background.
There's a twitter thread with all sorts posting Happy Birthday selfies with the speaking toad.

If Big Chief I-Spy did a book of cunts ...

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Nigel%2 ... cal=trends

One trusts the kitchen staff at the birthday bash are supplying plenty of "special sauce".

The bloke next to Truss is the political editor of The Sun on Sunday David Wooding.

How the blithering fuck can you look like that at 60?

kreuzberger wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:13 pm How the blithering fuck can you look like that at 60?

Run with dogs, age in dog years.

Imagine the absolute shitstorm if a senior Labour MP was seen at a function hosted by, say, Galloway?

Colleagues whose seats are at risk from a high Reform vote should be livid with Truss and Jenkyns, OK it’s a birthday party but they’re rubbing Tory MPs up the wrong way posing for a photo.
In fact Truss could be one such MP so she maybe schmoozing with Nigel to get Reform to stand down.

davidjay wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 1:26 am Imagine the absolute shitstorm if a senior Labour MP was seen at a function hosted by, say, Galloway?

Or, indeed, several gentlefolk of the press hobnobbing with extreme politicians.

Rome's on fire, the fiddler's gone home, and none of them give a shit anymore.

Jeebus, but that Jenkyns woman is totally repugnant. Makes me retch.

kreuzberger wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:13 pm How the blithering fuck can you look like that at 60?

With his granddaughter

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:43 pm No surprise that Alicia Kearns and Caroline Noakes are on this list. I'm sure getting rid of the remaining presentable MPs is going to help.

Far be it from me to suggest that it’s not just common or garden shithousery, but isn’t it remarkable how that particular list of MPs is really diverse in terms of ethnicity and gender?

I wonder if there’s another meaning of ‘not conservative enough’ they’re hinting at?

Alan Duncan giving both barrels on his party’s blank cheque for Israel. Sticking the boot into Priti Patel getting away with her shady dealings is particularly satisfying.