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More that he can't let anyone upstage him. This is him tripping up McPastry after the latter has just given a successful recitation at the front of the class. He gets the laugh and reminds the swot that they're not all that.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:45 am More that he can't let anyone upstage him. This is him tripping up McPastry after the latter has just given a successful recitation at the front of the class. He gets the laugh and reminds the swot that they're not all that.

And with that in mind, you know that (a) he'll be aware of what Greta T has done and (b) be furious about it because he's now been owned.

"Muddling through". It's the national motto now.

‘Nothing wrong with bunny hugging,’ Johnson added in mitigation. Well there is as landowners have to cull rabbits by law as they’d threaten the food supply because they breed like Boris. Clear it with Defra next time.

Jesus H Christ...

Justin Welby: Archbishop urges forgiveness amid political lobbying row

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56846908

Justin- Hi Alex, just reminder of how our parishioners came out in droves to free us from the Treaty of Rome. How about some tax concessions on our land holdings? Lol xxx

Boris- Leave it to me Justin I’m PM and can fix stuff !!

Old Etonian, you know. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

I understand Johnson will publish the messages today.

"Nothing to see here."

Who’s this supposed to appeal to? Not the gammons in his electoral coalition who are furious there’s no Lee Rigby day.

That would be the racism we haven't got, because his tame writers said so?

If that’s Harvey it would explain a lot.......

As one user pointed out:

"Remake of Donnie Darko looks a bit shit."

That Elmer Fudd's let himself go.

Someone's willing to discuss where the bodies're buried:

Cummings says Boris Johnson had ‘possibly illegal’ secret plan to fund Downing Street flat refurbishments

Dominic Cummings has said the PM planned to have donors secretly pay for the renovation of his Downing Street Flat - a bid the former aid described as “unethical, foolish” and “possibly illegal”.

How do you tell which of those two is lying?

I have no idea.

Like an old parable, the message of which is to get tae fuck away from both of them.

It's like Iraq vs Iran. You wish both could lose.

Oi! My barber is Iraqi. I've been looking like the Sultan of Schöneberg since 19:00 yesterday.

And, every Iranian I have ever met has been an absolute sweetheart - kinky as fuck drug-monsters but with hearts of gold!