[Tubby Isaacs]

That district nurse picture shows one person with food in a room. It doesn't even show a gathering, least of all one with wives and interior designers present.

As I understand it, it wouldn't be a problem if people popped in and served themselves and went off to eat it.

[Oboogie]

We're told that fines are being issued to people at the No10 garden party. So why hasn't Johnson got one? We know he was there, he's in the photo.

[Rosvanian]

That district nurse picture shows one person with food in a room. It doesn't even show a gathering, least of all one with wives and interior designers present.

As I understand it, it wouldn't be a problem if people popped in and served themselves and went off to eat it.[/quote

Whatever, she didn't make the fucking rules. What is wrong with these fuckwit Johnson apologists? Can they really can't spot the difference?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Of course they can. It's their voter base that can't.

[Bones McCoy]

We're told that fines are being issued to people at the No10 garden party. So why hasn't Johnson got one? We know he was there, he's in the photo.

What if I suggested he might be lying - about not being fined.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Whatever, she didn't make the fucking rules. What is wrong with these fuckwit Johnson apologists? Can they really can't spot the difference?

She also didn't lie in Parliament about it.

[Tubby Isaacs]

What if I suggested he might be lying - about not being fined.

That would leak out. I think it's more likely he's roped a Learned Friend who's somehow held it up till the local elections are out of the way. Does that parking ticket guy do Covid fines as well?

[kreuzberger]

Am I no parking ticket guy (I think his speciality is speeders if we are thinking about the same bloke, but, if Sasha contests an FPN, then he has not technically been fined yet and until after May 5th.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Am I no parking ticket guy (I think his speciality is speeders if we are thinking about the same bloke, but, if Sasha contests an FPN, then he has not technically been fined yet and until after May 5th.

That's the guy I meant, you're right it's speeding tickets.

This sounds like a reasonable explanation, on reflection. Loophole. I recall a while ago there was a story about how Johnson was going to argue something about it being his home/garden. Seems to have been true.

[Tubby Isaacs]

This would be, well, brave.

[kreuzberger]

That's worrying. If one FPN is rescinded, all the stooges and courtiers will claim that that invalidates all the others.

Let's hope that, by the time this comes out, the rot will have worked its way down to somewhere south of the armpits.

EDIT: in reply to Tubbz

[Tubby Isaacs]

Fuck me. Is this genuine?

Funny how none of them thought of this at the time the story broke, or indeed at the time it was pushed for the second time.

[Boiler]

Fuck me. Is this genuine?

Yes.

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/ ... mer-probe/

Incidentally, the paper linked above has a reader's poll in which 78% of 1925 respondents said that Durham Police should re-investigate Starmer.

[Samanfur]

[Boiler]

[RedSparrows]

'Fears far-right could snatch victory'

Come on Express. Just fucking admit it.

[Youngian]

Voters in a Wakefield vox pop now armed with the benefit of experience, sound like Londoners in 2016. Not just repelled by Johnson’s absence of integrity but becoming clear to them that he’s anything but a doer.
No respondent mentioned ‘he got Brexit done,’ as a defence.

[Andy McDandy]

As others have said, he's got loads of great plans, ready to go any minute now, just give him a chance to launch his plans.

And they either never materialise, or are shonky and get pulled apart in moments. Good that people are getting wise to him.

[davidjay]

Durham, Rayner, Christ they're getting desperate.

[Samanfur]

You know that the Mail on Sunday has slipped up when even Johnson and his handlers feel compelled to disown it: