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The Telegraph are taking a surprisingly sane line on it all.



Woke Theocracy, they're smoking the good stuff up in Telegraph Towers.

The policy’s not even playing with a right wing loon who retweets Tommeh
https://x.com/opinionated_bat/status/17 ... Dkr8MiQKBg

Meanwhile Rayleigh fire service called to contain the flood of Marc Francois sploodge.

And across the Irish Sea all the DUP and TUV "Ulster Scots" are checking their Irish Passports are ready.

1 year service - 4 weeks of square-bashing so the kids learn how to look smart and march in step. 48 weeks building walls of sandbags on river banks in the pissing rain. Still, it'll keep them out of the unemployment figures for a year.

Yug wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 8:13 am 1 year service - 4 weeks of square-bashing so the kids learn how to look smart and march in step. 48 weeks building walls of sandbags on river banks in the pissing rain. Still, it'll keep them out of the unemployment figures for a year.

Meanwhile our over-stretched regulars add kindergarten supervisor to their other duties.

So, given the choice of a year whitewashing coal, or a weekend here and there doing some random things, who is going to pick option one?

This is entirely aimed at paranoid old dears terrified that the kids sitting on benches down the precinct are planning to mug them.

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 8:18 pm

Rishi asserts the trickle down effect is real.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 1:27 pm So, given the choice of a year whitewashing coal, or a weekend here and there doing some random things, who is going to pick option one?

This is entirely aimed at paranoid old dears terrified that the kids sitting on benches down the precinct are planning to mug them.

And if they are planning a mugging, they've now been trained to kill with their bare hands.

Would you say that Sunak's National Service guff has handed a massive incentive (as if one were needed) to millions of 19-25 year olds to go out and vote the Tories out?

Leeds United fans have composed a satirical ditty about our Prime Minister.

Abernathy wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 2:57 pm Would you say that Sunak's National Service guff has handed a massive incentive (as if one were needed) to millions of 19-25 year olds to go out and vote the Tories out?

I don't think the possibility can be entirely ruled out.

I think Tory candidates may be playing down this policy by the end of the campaign.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 3:17 pm I think Tory candidates may be playing down this policy by the end of the campaign.

Cleverly's already started on the morning media round. Apparently there won't be any sanctions for anyone who refuses to take part in this "compulsory" scheme.

Another thought, where's all the accommodation for all these 1000s of conscripts, let alone the NCOs to train them?

There's some housing blocks in Kigali. Throw in the jungle warfare course for free.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 4:00 pm There's some housing blocks in Kigali. Throw in the jungle warfare course for free.

They've really not thought about this.
Split the intake into groups: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Snorlax and Ravenclaw.
Invent flying broomsticks.

Rishi's marvellous magical teenage Wagner group.

Oboogie wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 3:46 pm

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 3:17 pm I think Tory candidates may be playing down this policy by the end of the campaign.

Cleverly's already started on the morning media round. Apparently there won't be any sanctions for anyone who refuses to take part in this "compulsory" scheme.

Another thought, where's all the accommodation for all these 1000s of conscripts, let alone the NCOs to train them?

Back at headquarters:

We've dropped a bollock, who we gonna call.

Jimmy Dimly!!

Has Rishi said if his two daughters will be doing National Service in a few years then? Or will they be dodging it on some human equivalent of a tax loophole? Not that it's happening but they would if it did.

They'll be living in the Bay Area.

All over the detail, as ever.