[Watchman]

Mad Nad looking very shifty indeed, naked Boris just out of shot.

Why's she in Gloucestershire? I thought her constituency was in Bedfordshire

[Cyclist]

She moved to Tewkesbury about five years ago, about a year before she closed her constituency office here in Torytown, and has been sighted in her constituency only rarely ever since.

[Watchman]

Ta. How popular is that with the locals?

[Cyclist]

Nearly as popular as our EU membership was.

[Tubby Isaacs]

She moved to Tewkesbury about five years ago, about a year before she closed her constituency office here in Torytown, and has been sighted in her constituency only rarely ever since.

She's attracted a bit of local attention in Gloucestershire.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/n ... ts-6608004

Dorries mixes up MPs, supports PM on Savile slur and says Partygate is 'Remainer plot'

[Tubby Isaacs]

Why does working class origins mean stupid, Danny?

Btw, Baroness Foster is an actual Tory member of the Lords- ie she wasn't selected by a small group of local members, the party leadership had to put her forward. Though you might make an educated guess at which leader did that.

[Boiler]

She moved to Tewkesbury about five years ago, about a year before she closed her constituency office here in Torytown, and has been sighted in her constituency only rarely ever since.

She's attracted a bit of local attention in Gloucestershire.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/n ... ts-6608004

Dorries mixes up MPs, supports PM on Savile slur and says Partygate is 'Remainer plot'

Christ, light must bend around Dorries.

[davidjay]

Why does working class origins mean stupid, Danny?

Btw, Baroness Foster is an actual Tory member of the Lords- ie she wasn't selected by a small group of local members, the party leadership had to put her forward. Though you might make an educated guess at which leader did that.

Should members of the government really be putting pressure on the state broadcaster? We'd call that an attack on free speech anywhere else.

[RedSparrows]

I'll happily call anyone fucking dumb, uh, fucking dumb.

Snowflakes.

[davidjay]

What the bollocking fuck does the rest of the world think of us?

[zuriblue]

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[Youngian]

A plausible explanation

[satnav]

Apparently Mad Nad has been sent to Saudi Arabia on a charm offensive. What could possibly go wrong?

[Andy McDandy]

Well, it's a hell of a hospital pass.

[satnav]

I suppose the trip will give her a good opportunity to dry out.

[kreuzberger]

I'd imagine that the British Embassy compound will be safely oiled with all the Lambrini her dark heart might desire.

[Watchman]

Apparently Mad Nad has been sent to Saudi Arabia on a charm offensive. What could possibly go wrong?

Why do we need to send the so-called Culture Secretary, unless she’s doing a Truss….”greatest trade deal ever, I’ve just sold Saudi tv the rights to the entire works of Bernard Manning”

[Andy McDandy]

I'm not sure they'd mind him so much.

[Youngian]

Nad’s been told to stick the script; ‘That would be an ecumenical matter.’

[Nigredo]

A plausible explanation

In a recent Sunday Times article, Hastings praised Johnson as an excellent journalist. Rather confused me seeing as the former has been sacked twice for falsifying his output.