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Re: Greg Hands MP

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 2:25 pm
by Bones McCoy
Watchman wrote: ā†‘Wed May 01, 2024 11:36 am Who can time travel
While that's a possibility, I think we're probably looking at a different Peter Andre.

The modern day namesake does help me remember a name to google when I'm searching for the map.

Re: Greg Hands MP

Posted: Wed May 01, 2024 2:57 pm
by Abernathy
Peter Andre might have a De Lorean fitted with a flux capacitor.

I would - Ithink Iā€™d get tired of having to shag Katie Price every day.

Re: Greg Hands MP

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 3:51 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Actual trade minister here.


Re: Greg Hands MP

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 4:32 pm
by Andy McDandy
Let me get this straight.

People are flying in early in the morning, because their flights are timed to do so. This is a bad thing how?

And how long has Heathrow been an airport? You'd have thought that people in Chelsea and Fulham would be used to it by now. Or could afford ear buds or double glazing.

And then there's his entire "Hong Kong and Singapore - suppose we can't stop them getting on but do we have to?" attitude. I'm just at a loss as to what he wants. Slower planes? Aircraft in a holding pattern over a poorer area of London? Seize control of the ATC tower with the help of some mercenaries and hope that no off-duty maverick cops are waiting in the airport for their loved ones?

What a thick cunt!

Re: Greg Hands MP

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 4:34 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Andy McDandy wrote: ā†‘Mon May 13, 2024 4:32 pm

What a thick cunt!
I heartily concur.

Re: Greg Hands MP

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 8:03 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Greg goes after a crucial group of swing voters- parents at St Paul's- and gets told to fuck off.


Re: Greg Hands MP

Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 10:19 pm
by Oboogie
Turns out not every parent who sends their kid to a public school is a selfish cunt, only the Tory ones.