[Bones McCoy]

Who can time travel

While that's a possibility, I think we're probably looking at a different Peter Andre.

The modern day namesake does help me remember a name to google when I'm searching for the map.

[Abernathy]

Peter Andre might have a De Lorean fitted with a flux capacitor.

I would - Ithink I’d get tired of having to shag Katie Price every day.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Actual trade minister here.

[Andy McDandy]

Let me get this straight.

People are flying in early in the morning, because their flights are timed to do so. This is a bad thing how?

And how long has Heathrow been an airport? You'd have thought that people in Chelsea and Fulham would be used to it by now. Or could afford ear buds or double glazing.

And then there's his entire "Hong Kong and Singapore - suppose we can't stop them getting on but do we have to?" attitude. I'm just at a loss as to what he wants. Slower planes? Aircraft in a holding pattern over a poorer area of London? Seize control of the ATC tower with the help of some mercenaries and hope that no off-duty maverick cops are waiting in the airport for their loved ones?

What a thick cunt!

[Malcolm Armsteen]

What a thick cunt!

I heartily concur.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Greg goes after a crucial group of swing voters- parents at St Paul's- and gets told to fuck off.

[Oboogie]

Turns out not every parent who sends their kid to a public school is a selfish cunt, only the Tory ones.