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Well, this had to be added, so...

In just over 18 months time the BBC will be 100 years old: how long will it last after that?

My own view has already been picked up on in other quarters: if the country ever gets FTTP* to every household I can see a big drive to turn off all the TV transmitters on some financial/'green' codswallop and drive everyone to TV over IP - this in turn will push the BBC into being funded on a subscription model. I can imagine radio remaining free and "over the air" as it has a role to play during difficult times such as flooding or very poor weather - plus of course, reception in motor vehicles.

This of course assumes that by then, Johnson and his merry band, aided by Dacre at OFCOM, haven't just shut it down.

*Fibre To The Premises.

I'm inclined to think the tories will treat the BBC as they do the NHS.

As a student firebrand I was convinced that Thatcher would close down the NHS to save money.
Now I see that the NHS is a useful tax sink, into which ministers, families and donors can dip at will.
Why would anybody abolish such a convenient income stream?

Returning to the BBC, the deal s somewhat different.
The BBC serves as a useful publicity sink, into which ministers, media allies, suitably aligned edgelords and disruptors can dip at will.
The government needs only to maintain control through suitable senior appointments and threat levels.
Why would anybody abolish such a convenient publicity stream?

Boiler wrote: ↑Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:02 am Well, this had to be added, so...

In just over 18 months time the BBC will be 100 years old: how long will it last after that?

My own view has already been picked up on in other quarters: if the country ever gets FTTP* to every household I can see a big drive to turn off all the TV transmitters on some financial/'green' codswallop and drive everyone to TV over IP - this in turn will push the BBC into being funded on a subscription model. I can imagine radio remaining free and "over the air" as it has a role to play during difficult times such as flooding or very poor weather - plus of course, reception in motor vehicles.

This of course assumes that by then, Johnson and his merry band, aided by Dacre at OFCOM, haven't just shut it down.

*Fibre To The Premises.

<Shakes fist at sky, and gives it the full Shatner treatment> THAAAA-THCER!!

How Thatcher killed the UK's superfast broadband before it even existed

https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/world ... 90-1224784

And in return for that competition, we got numerous utterly shite telephony providers.

Dogma strikes again.

Boiler wrote: ↑Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:19 pm And in return for that competition, we got numerous utterly shite telephony providers.

Dogma strikes again.

A trail which leads to Baroness Dido Harding and her misadventures at Talk Talk.

On a related note. Hmmmm...interesting.

Well, there'll soon be GBeebies with former Murdoch hire Andrew Neil in place...

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:17 pm Well, there'll soon be GBeebies with former Murdoch hire Andrew Neil in place...

Hello kiddywinks, I'm your TV Uncle: Darren "Fuckwit" Grimes.



This isn't what I expected when they said I'd be visiting a 'bot farm.
Apostrophe placement matters, eh kiddiwinks.

<fx: grits teeth, grimaces>

FFS Bones, you could have picked a smaller bloody picture... that's not good for a person of my delicate persuasion.

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:18 pm <fx: grits teeth, grimaces>

FFS Bones, you could have picked a smaller bloody picture... that's not good for a person of my delicate persuasion.

If you prefer, we can run another episode of Kreuzie's Foster / Gove slash fiction.

Wonder who he's growing that fringe in homage to, if he was any older I bet he'd be trying to grow a little 'tache

My struggle (ha!) with Grimes is that he's so often completely wrong about everything in spectacularly obvious ways that I can't work out if he's entirely real, and if he genuinely is that light up top, engaging with him starts to feel like bullying.

Otherwise known as how Melanie Phillips has been getting away with murder for years.

I can dig that, Munchie. When we were kids, my smaller brother and I were often put into boxing gloves and ordered to duke it out for the amusement of our elders. My brother would gleefully windmill blows around my guarded head as he laughed fit to burst. This would go on for some minutes until I'd had enough and simply twatted him arse over head with one punch before wandering off in search of a less irritating and guilt-laden activity. That's how I'd feel about taking Grimes out (intellectually, of course).

MisterMuncher wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 9:18 pm My struggle (ha!) with Grimes is that he's so often completely wrong about everything in spectacularly obvious ways that I can't work out if he's entirely real, and if he genuinely is that light up top, engaging with him starts to feel like bullying.

You only have to look at a couple of Gov't ministers to see that a thriving intellect is no asset in Politics.

MisterMuncher wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 9:18 pm My struggle (ha!) with Grimes is that he's so often completely wrong about everything in spectacularly obvious ways that I can't work out if he's entirely real, and if he genuinely is that light up top, engaging with him starts to feel like bullying.

On the whole Brexiters are keeping their traps shut about stuff they were wrong about (everything) which is refreshing.

Back in the BBC.

Hmmm.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56929982

They're not even bothering to hide it any more.

My thought too.

Gibb doesn’t come across as a bright man. Tweets embarrassingly imbecilic twaddle about Brexit.