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Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 11:50 am
by soulboy
Kicking this off with Covid Edge Lord.

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British man arrested for not wearing facemask in Singapore is charged with the offence after arriving at court... without a mask on

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... sk-on.html

Classic "rules don't apply to me" defence, good sad face and use of props. Lack of arm folding though.
In Singapore it is mandatory to wear a mask when residents leave their homes, with very few exceptions.
Nano-violin time.
'It's a horrible situation to be in when I don't know when I can next see my family,' he said.

'Especially when I don't even believe masks stop the spread of the virus in the first place.

'I honestly believe it's a hoax - I don't feel there is any evidence to show mask-wearing is effective in any way.

'From a scientific basis, I think it's nonsense, but now all I can do is wait.'

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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:22 pm
by Andy McDandy
Take note, anyone envisaging a "Singapore of Europe" future for the UK...

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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:23 pm
by Youngian
Singapore of all places to make your point. Six months isn’t enough for this bellend.

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:24 pm
by Watchman
What’s the line? “If they come over here, they should abide by our laws!”

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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:27 pm
by Youngian
Andy McDandy wrote: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:22 pm Take note, anyone envisaging a "Singapore of Europe" future for the UK...
Bangkok of Europe would sell to Johnson’s voters.

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:52 pm
by davidjay
Welcome back to one of our best-loved features.

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:54 pm
by Samanfur
Refreshingly, the comments don't seem to be giving him mich sympathy.

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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2021 6:20 pm
by Spoonman
Samanfur wrote: Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:54 pm Refreshingly, the comments don't seem to be giving him mich sympathy.
Probably because quite a few of them get a little bit sexually excited at the idea of Singapore style authoritarianism on their own doorstep.

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:32 pm
by soulboy
What a weapon.

Male blood donor, 66, turned away from clinic after he refused to answer a question on whether he was pregnant as part of a pre-donation questionnaire

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... gnant.html

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It is nonsensical and it makes me angry because there are vulnerable people waiting for blood, including children, and in desperate need of help. But they've been denied my blood because of the obligation to answer a question that can't possibly be answered.'
Allow me to assist. As a cis-gendered male of a certain age myself, I can confirm that No is the answer to this seemingly impossible conundrum.

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:49 pm
by RedSparrows
Why do I suspect he was turned away for being a dick? If I were faced with that question I'm pretty sure I'd not be a dick about it.

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:03 pm
by davidjay
You're public-spirited enough to donate so often (and well done to him for doing it) but ticking a box is a step too far? The feckin eejit.

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 6:10 am
by Andy McDandy
He made a scene. He got in people's faces and was asked to leave.

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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:31 am
by Watchman
And in all his “annoyance” managed to remember to bring the form home, maybe some one had already been and told him about the question, so he went prepared for his 15 minutes

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:48 am
by Cyclist
soulboy wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:32 pm What a weapon.

Male blood donor, 66, turned away from clinic after he refused to answer a question on whether he was pregnant as part of a pre-donation questionnaire

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... gnant.html

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It is nonsensical and it makes me angry because there are vulnerable people waiting for blood, including children, and in desperate need of help. But they've been denied my blood because of the obligation to answer a question that can't possibly be answered.'
Allow me to assist. As a cis-gendered male of a certain age myself, I can confirm that No is the answer to this seemingly impossible conundrum.
The real headline is "Man over the upper age limit for giving blood makes up spurious reason for being turned away"

https://www.blood.co.uk/

Re: Sad Faces Of Wronged Mail Readers - The Return

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 1:24 pm
by soulboy
Man is stunned, stunned I tell you, to discover that illegal number plate is illegal.

Good sadfacing but lost PLU points for the "former union official".

EXCLUSIVE: Drivers' fury as six police cars and 12 officers are used to stop drivers over minor offences including one who was fined £100 for his mis-spaced number plate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ivers.html

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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 2:23 pm
by kreuzberger
T055ER

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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:18 pm
by Abernathy
B..B,,,B..But he's had it for 12 years !

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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:21 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
His name is DOYSON innit?

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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:23 pm
by Abernathy
Having your name on the number plate of your car is a human right. Innit?

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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:32 pm
by soulboy
Pass Agg Policing
The policeman asked if I was Mrs Dobson, it was most odd.