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https://www.theguardian.com/business/20 ... e-over-pay

I can't see professional gob shite Carole Malone joining the strike and Richard Madeley will probably be too busy shoplifting at Tesco's to join the picket line.

Wonder how many Corbynites will be on the picket line

Watchman wrote: ↑Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:57 am Wonder how many Corbynites will be on the picket line

Wonder how many "Unions are baad" columnists will be on the picket.

During the Desmond years, the Express paid reporters a pittance (or laid them off) while bankrolling several high profile columnists.

Columnists, after all, write what the owner/editor want to hear, they can work from home, and they don't do all that boring reporting stuff. So all you need are some trainees to lift stuff off the wires, and a Nathan Rao or two to write up any bollocks on the weather/house prices/Madeline McCann/Diana/6 simple rules to beat [disease of choice].

You know what to do...

Further to Malcolm's post above, I have just voted for the second time, if anyone's interested.

Show me an example of "Fractally wrong".

The Express still excelling at what it does best

King Charles's reign 'won't be long' as Crown 'may be passed onto William' psychic claims

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/li ... y-2023/amp

Yug wrote: ↑Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:39 am The Express still excelling at what it does best

King Charles's reign 'won't be long' as Crown 'may be passed onto William' psychic claims

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/li ... y-2023/amp

Banquo's ghost makes a second appearance this morning.

Define "long". Compared to his mother's reign, Charles' will be short, but compared to his mother's all reigns are short.

Charles is 74, as his parents lived to 99 and 96, it seems reasonable to expect he might have 20 years in him. That would make him the fourth longest serving monarch of the UK.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_m ... h_of_reign

Quite the front page, leading with BREXIT 'WILL BE ROARING SUCCESS' in the current climate.

soulboy wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 11:06 am Quite the front page, leading with BREXIT 'WILL BE ROARING SUCCESS' in the current climate.

Yug wrote: ↑Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:39 am The Express still excelling at what it does best

King Charles's reign 'won't be long' as Crown 'may be passed onto William' psychic claims

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/li ... y-2023/amp

STFU you nutty twat

Jasmine told Express.co.uk: “Right off the bat I am not seeing King Charles being our king for very long.
“Mercury Retrograde occurs when it appears that Mercury is going backwards in the skies. It isn't actually going backwards, it's just an illusion because of how the planets and our solar system orbits the sun.

“Mercury rules communication, travel, messages and electrical equipment. These can become temperamental during a Retrograde.

I’ve got someone reaching out from the other side……does anyone know a Brenda?

soulboy wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 11:06 am

Quite the front page, leading with BREXIT 'WILL BE ROARING SUCCESS' in the current climate.

Kemi's precognition assured her she's be Tory leader.
About as accurate as the Express long range weather forecasts.

Have they found Maddie yet?

And why's the Crown Princess parked in DBC and described as Queen?

A "deal with six gulf states"......................I often wonder what the Gulf states have apart from oil, so I'm assuming its a bit of sports washing, and they are buying the rest of the Premier League

So, this will likely be 6 of the UAE, as I guess Iraq and Iran are out of the question, Kuwait is already 1950s Honduras with oil instead of bananas, and we already jump through hoops for the Saudis.

So, tactical policing support and high quality marital aids, and one eye (blind) in exchange for slightly cheaper oil?

I think we all know why the Excess is carrying this story

Beautiful UK seaside town is like going back to 1950s as strict council bans everything

An "old-fashioned" seaside town in Essex has remained virtually unchanged over the decades thanks to its strict town council which, working alongside local associations, controls which new businesses can move in...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/17865 ... ouncil/amp

You guessed it. Frinton-on-Sea.

Youngian wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2023 5:15 pm

King Charles's reign 'won't be long' as Crown 'may be passed onto William' psychic claims

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/li ... y-2023/amp

Jasmine told Express.co.uk: “Right off the bat I am not seeing King Charles being our king for very long.

Uncanny. Straight off the bat, I too am not seeing David Attenborough (aged 97) being a maker of many more wildlife TV series for very long.