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I take my hat off to the Star. Yesterday's front page

I *do* hope there's more than just us few that have read the headline and know the etymology of "berk"...

Boiler wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:42 am I *do* hope there's more than just us few that have read the headline and know the etymology of "berk"...

Yes I know it and it’s accurate. He was getting triggered about a traffic light yesterday.

Errrr.... Wot?

Apparently there are some traffic lights in the West End of That London which have been painted in the Pride rainbow colours. When he moaned about them on Twatter one response was:

In fairness, L*wrence F*x probably didn't notice the Pride traffic lights before because he hasn't had much call to be in the West End in the five years since they went up.

The word 'snowflake' was getting thrown around a lot after that - and not by Fox.

Never mind that cunt Fox.

I'm much more interested in the Greatest Living Englishman's latest exploits.


https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/arts-an ... ty-3263635

Vultan / King Lear / Grandpa Rabbit will perform a 24 hour silence for charity in aid of PHASE Worldwide.

PHASE is a charity working to create opportunities in remote communities in Nepal by supporting health, education and livelihoods projects.


I always wondered about the wisdom of letting Brian go up those high mountains.

Gordon's Alive!!

Samanfur wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:30 am The word 'snowflake' was getting thrown around a lot after that - and not by Fox.

And some on here. Nasty...

The Star does it again.

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I'd buy that, just for "Putin on the Blitz".

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:57 am I'd buy that, just for "Putin on the Blitz".

Putin on the agony
Putin on the style,
That's what all the young folks
Are doing all the while...

A classic to savour

A mantra that Daily Star readers would also do well to observe.

AOB wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 10:07 am A mantra that Daily Star readers would also do well to observe.

About 40 years ago I worked with a bloke who was in the habit of buying The Sun every day except one (I think it might have been Mondays) when he bought The Star instead.
During one very boring lunchbreak I asked him why, "Colour tits in The Star on Mondays" came the reply.
And yes, he was a moron.

In London Fields, Keith Talent takes a paper called the Daily Lark, which seems to be The Sun, before he takes a decision to go downmarket. To what I assume was The Star.

Daily Star knows it’s a joke so spares us the self-importance and sanctimonious cant of the Sun.