[Andy McDandy]

Littlejohn logic was applied to the issue this morning.

Of the people who voted in the 2024 GE, fewer voted Labour than voted to leave in 2016. Therefore it's still BIGGIST VOAT EVAH WILLADAPEEPUL.

I took it further. If we assume that all those people who voted Leave would naturally want to support ReFuck (if only they could, but can't on account of having one of the acceptable Tory MPs representing them, or are dead), and add those SENTEEN POINT FOUR MILLYAN PEEPUL to the combined majorities of the ReFuck Five, that's bigger than any Labour MP's majority, therefore Starmer's government has no mandate and will surely be washed away. Science fact.

[Oboogie]

Of course they didn't count for shit because, as I said, the government had a mandate. Parliamentary e-petitions were the idea of the Brown government but never implemented. They were first implemented by Cameron in 2014.

[Abernathy]

Apparently, Musk had a hand in propagating this laughable petition via "X".

Cunt's getting everywhere now he's decided to be political.