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Fancy a chuckle ? Have a shufti at the website for this bunch of *ahem* eccentrics. The snappily named “ New Open Non-Political Organised Leadership party”. Apparently, it’s the UK’s first non-political political party. And no, I’m not at all sure how that works. They are standing in Zahawi’s old constituency of Stratford-upon-Avon, with a candidate named “Neil O’Neil”. Fucking bonkers.

https://nonpol.com/

Sounds like a Venn diagram where Laurence Fox meets Piers Corbyn in a freemen on the land meeting. No thanks.

“We have a broad manifesto but our simple aim at this election is to stop “wokeism”.”

They have as many ideas as the Conservatives.

Yet again, non-political means far-right.

"I'm just a plain speaking man and I've no agenda and the way we sort out all these problems is send 'em back, and do you know you can't sing Baa Baa Black Sheep these days?"

Let me guess: They "talk a lot of sense" and "want their country back".

Groups like this will simply split the right vote into thinner and thinner wafers.
Bring 'em on.

And they're neither left nor right.

This is like someone asked the cheapest AI they could find to write a website for a party that encompassed every terrible idea of the last decade into one shitty manifesto.

Bitcoin currency, vaccine denial, anti woke without seemingly knowing what woke is, mandatory blood tests, paying for self-inflicted injuries - it’s just insane.

My favourite bit by far though?

The tax payer should not be paying for people to have cosmetic or personal surgery; however many people are going abroad for cheap personal surgery such as going to Turkey to get better teeth or bigger buttocks

Ah yes, the infamous Turkish arse-inflating surgeons.

Big grins and fat arses - code for "our girls are drifting over to the Black men".