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Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 2:44 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Remember this winner? She's not contesting the successor seat.


Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 2:50 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Is this a pitch to his constituency or the country?


Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:01 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I suppose you can't avoid featuring the Chancellor in the campaign, but he's seriously unpopular.

I still haven't seen Mordaunt.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:04 pm
by satnav
Yesterday a local Lib Dem councillor used Facebook to announce that he was standing in the general election. In response to his announcement one woman posted that she had voted for the Tories in 2019 because she had believed Boris Johnson lies about getting Brexit down, but this time she is going to vote Lib Dem because she thinks that Labour are too soft on immigration! I must have missed the Lib Dems announcement that they are now an anti-immigration party.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:06 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Kings College London still getting value from their visiting professor.


Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:08 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
satnav wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 3:04 pm Yesterday a local Lib Dem councillor used Facebook to announce that he was standing in the general election. In response to his announcement one woman posted that she had voted for the Tories in 2019 because she had believed Boris Johnson lies about getting Brexit down, but this time she is going to vote Lib Dem because she thinks that Labour are too soft on immigration! I must have missed the Lib Dems announcement that they are now an anti-immigration party.
The Lib Dems will be delighted they're getting this important cohort of voters back.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:16 pm
by Youngian
At least Lord Dave isn’t the one cutting and running this time.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 4:17 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Helpful intervention, as always. She ought to concentrate on pressing the flesh at Swaffham Farmer's Market.


Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 8:05 pm
by kreuzberger
That's probably just about it for three days, and I must say, that I know that these are early days, but the tory campaign is a joy to behold.

They are shit in the political waters.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 8:21 pm
by Spoonman
I'm hoping Ms. Voderman wasn't tired & emotional when she xeeted this, because if there's any truth to it then the Tories are a laughing stock.


Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 8:22 pm
by Bones McCoy
kreuzberger wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 8:05 pm That's probably just about it for three days, and I must say, that I know that these are early days, but the tory campaign is a joy to behold.

They are shit in the political waters.
Dare I suggest they've spent too long in echo chambers, on social media and listening to fake gurus.
Now they've abandoned any real world knowledge and common sense for a pile of three word slogans.

At least they've still got dynamic relatable Rishi, and the charisma fountains Lords Moylan and Frost.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 8:23 pm
by Bones McCoy
Spoonman wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 8:21 pm I'm hoping Ms. Voderman wasn't tired & emotional when she xeeted this, because if there's any truth to it then the Tories are a laughing stock.

Stop giving them hints Carol!!

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 8:53 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Talking of Cameron. Who thinks Starmer's going to get up one day and decide he's joining Stop The War? Quite flattering to think Starmer can create an "uncertain world" though.


Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 9:06 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
David Cameron: the once and future cunt.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 9:31 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Usual YTS standard comms here. Doesn't even make sense.

The expression (used by Major in 1992, for example) is "Don't sleepwalk into a Labour Government". It's public who are sleepwalking, not Starmer, FFS! The metaphor for Starmer is "sneaking into Downing Street", not sleepwalking.


Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 9:33 pm
by kreuzberger
It's doubtless bollocks, but possibly not absolute bollocks that Cameron will step in to the breach.

In a country where an Aldi lettuce can seize the initiative from a certifiable cabbage in mainstream political discourse, a pig-fucking, Greensill-grifter might just fancy his chances.

Indeed, I ain't no Saturday night psephologist, but I would place those chances ahead of those of that damp lad.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 9:36 pm
by Andy McDandy
Dowden, clueless and timidity. This is beyond satire.

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 9:37 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I see Dowden called Starmer "clueless" there too. Starmer was the DPP. Where are Dowden's medals?

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 9:39 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Andy McDandy wrote: Sat May 25, 2024 9:36 pm Dowden, clueless and timidity. This is beyond satire.
Where did "timidity" come from anyway?

As opposed to Rishi "Mad Dog" Sunak?

Re: General Election 2024

Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 10:20 pm
by satnav
Dowden is deputy Prime Minister because he is Rishi Sunak's closest political ally. He is a mediocre MP who has been pretty average in every role that he has been given. With so many senior Tory MPs throwing in the towel hopefully Dowden will end up doing even more media work for the Tories.