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Shit, I've just laughed at a Dorries joke...I feel dirty now.

Some things are just too good to believe

Oboogie wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 4:56 pm Shit, I've just laughed at a Dorries joke...I feel dirty now.

Biblical scholars are currently checking if this is one of the prophesised signs of the End Times.

He's out in front of No10 - no prime ministerial crest on the lectern...

Starts with his CV - he thinks it's good...

Calling on his record during Covid...

(Mrs A asks where a lightning bolt is when you need one)

Ukraine... economic stability... (he's getting wet, all over that £1000 silk suit)

His priorities are working, but he realises it hasn't been easy - it's just the beginning - who do you trust?

(Mrs A shouts 'not you, you cunt!')

Has askd for dissolution, election on 4th July.

Bring it on, cuntface, bring it on.

A tiny detail I spotted during the interminable delay while they set up his lectern.

After much left a bit, right a bit, the chap clearly stooped while a colleague checked so that they could ensure the Teeny Tiny Tetchy Techbro wasn't lost at the bottom of the frame.

Why is he allowed to make this announcement a fucking party political broadcast

I can't hear him for the cries of 'fuck you' from the other side of the room...

He's now soaking wet - not a good look, very symbolic.

Looks like a beaten man.

Or possibly a beaten egg.

Cunt.

He's leaning very heavily into "doesn't have a plan", presumably because focus groups nod along with it. He's obviously unaware that parties publish manifestos for elections.

Bold mention of Starmer dropping promises from 2020. If it's OK for him to evoke "events, dear boy" for things being shit, why isn't Starmer allowed to do that?

Malcolm Armsteen wrote:He's out in front of No10 - no prime ministerial crest on the lectern...

Starts with his CV - he thinks it's good...

Calling on his record during Covid...

(Mrs A asks where a lightning bolt is when you need one)

Ukraine... economic stability... (he's getting wet, all over that £1000 silk suit)

His priorities are working, but he realises it hasn't been easy - it's just the beginning - who do you trust?

(Mrs A shouts 'not you, you cunt!')

Has askd for dissolution, election on 4th July.

Bring it on, cuntface, bring it on.

Kudos for actually listening to him, I was rather enjoying D:ream tbh

Ridge and Rigby can barely stop the laughs as "Tories Out" is being shouted loudly in the background.

The Count has the best take of all

https://bsky.app/profile/countbinface.b ... 3pfsx3n22g

Very telling that he says he s going to restore pride in the country. At what point in the last 14 years did pride in the country start to dip?

Some people waste no time

I understand that Ricky has booked four first-class tickets to San Francisco for July 5th.

I have booked 2 flights for Salzburg on the 3rd. A: I wanted to come to blighty for the festivities. B: Bad Reichenhall has barely got a street to dance in.

Bastards.

In fairness to Sunak, his party are rising in the polls...

I assume this was his “fuck your letters of no confidence” gambit

“Things can only get wetter,” thanks to Sophy Ridge for that one.

It’s as if Sunak has hired Corbyn’s campaign team.

Abernathy wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 4:26 pm Sky News has apparently called it - 4 July.

Meanwhile at Conservative HQ

Jeremy "Rocky" Hunt is fighting with every bone in his body.