[Samanfur]

Less of a cabinet. More of a toolbox.

[kreuzberger]

He's left out that dodgy boiler with the plastic hair, why?

(He's going to be in deep shit once he gets home and steps out of the jauntily parked Jensen. Twat.)

[Youngian]

Col Frederick Chedham

A Google search didn’t reveal much. Perhaps he was Corporal Chedham who bought some medals in a junk shop.

[Andy McDandy]

Colin F Chedham has gone up in the world.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Here he is.



Colonel of the East Lincolnshire Regiment (The Thundering Gammons)
Based in Grimsby their battle honours include the Great Cod War (March 19th-21st 1972) and the Defence of the Burlington Arcade in which they routed a force of oiks who had no right to be there.

[Abernathy]

Fuxake. Widdecombe should by rights be in a fucking box having the lid nailed down for a short trip to incineratorville by now.

She must surely be one of the legion of the undead.

[Rosvanian]

The ongoing gammon obsession with fishing.

[Andy McDandy]

Here he is.



Colonel of the East Lincolnshire Regiment (The Thundering Gammons)
Based in Grimsby their battle honours include the Great Cod War (March 19th-21st 1972) and the Defence of the Burlington Arcade in which they routed a force of oiks who had no right to be there.

Oi! General Clive Candy was alright, a bit out of his time, but in the end he realised he had to adapt.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I know... but images were hard to come by...

[Youngian]

Tice fancies himself as an engaging and slightly wacky TV science presenter. Pity for him that everyone who studies climatic science professionally will confirm he’s talking nonsense.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Think these are going to be mostly dustbin voters anyway,, but might make some difference.

[Youngian]

If Reform and UKIP are picking up 5-10% of the vote then they may make the difference in a few marginals. I doubt Farage will step up as he fancies a Tory seat after the next GE.

[Andy McDandy]

Well, he's laid down his price.

[Bones McCoy]

Well, he's laid down his price.

Same as his last election price, and look what happened there.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politic ... 83991.html

Some of the electorate will fall for the same trick twice.

[Spoonman]

"The Reform Party will contest every single seat at the next general election."

Are they really? Have they told the DUP this news yet?

Because if Reform were to get any votes of any of the established political parties from NI, it would almost certainly come form the traditional DUP bloc and while they would at best get no more than a few hundred votes in any constituency in NI, it could be enough to potentially unseat a few DUP MPs if there was enough tactical voting, along with the general temperament of a section of the electorate fed up with the DUP currently holding Stormont to ransom right now. If Reform were to stand in Lagan Valley and get enough votes to cost (DUP leader) Jeffery Donaldson his seat and have Alliance gain it instead, it would be the chefs kiss in terms of Brexiteer fuckwittery (although costing Sammy Wilson his East Antrim seat would be just as hilarious).

Not to mention that it would be interesting to watch whatever poor soul (likely parachuted in from England after being randomly "gifted" a chance by Farage & Tice) Reform would choose to stand & canvas for in West Belfast.

[davidjay]

I wonder how many of the prospective candidates who lost their money last time will bother applying?

[mattomac]

Won’t be bad news for Labour anyhow, the Brexit party effectively saved Miliband and Cooper last time.

[Youngian]

Won’t be bad news for Labour anyhow, the Brexit party effectively saved Miliband and Cooper last time.

Bit more complicated than that, there’s a Red wall demographic that would no way vote Tory and would even go back to Labour if the Brexit candidate wasn’t standing.
Same can be true of LDs and Labour voters who would rather move to the Tories than each other’s parties. That’s why single progressive (or reactionary) alliance candidates are a flawed idea.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Straight talking Reform Party candidate.

[mattomac]

Won’t be bad news for Labour anyhow, the Brexit party effectively saved Miliband and Cooper last time.

Bit more complicated than that, there’s a Red wall demographic that would no way vote Tory and would even go back to Labour if the Brexit candidate wasn’t standing.
Same can be true of LDs and Labour voters who would rather move to the Tories than each other’s parties. That’s why single progressive (or reactionary) alliance candidates are a flawed idea.

I think in an offensive election where you are on the up this largely doesn’t matter. I would be more worried about groups like the Ashfield Independents, I’ll probably putting a cheeky 30p on Anderson keeping his seat.