[davidjay]

There was one a couple of days ago from someone who said they'd never donate to the RNLI because they lived in a landlocked county.

[Andy McDandy]

The good old days is one thing, but ship money?

[Bones McCoy]

Not even the most stupid Tweet

A poor advert for Bushmills Whiskey.

[Cyclist]

Nigel Farage complained he couldn’t get petrol and sympathy was in even shorter supply
"Was this not the Brexit you voted for? Oddly, it was the one I voted against. Still, you won, get over it."

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/ ... ly-292951/

[Youngian]

Nigel’s side line whoring himself for greetings didn’t go to plan

Nigel Farage has insisted he was tricked into saying ‘up the RA’ in a personalised birthday message online.

The former politician offers people personalised videos for a fee on the website Cameo.

In the birthday message, widely shared online in recent days, the Brexiteer wished Brian Ó Céileachair a happy birthday before finishing with the well-known Provisional IRA slogan. https://www.newstalk.com/news/farage-in ... 1634042191

[davidjay]

How the bollocks can he not know what that means?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

How he bollocks can he not know what that means?

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Youngian]

Nigel Farage has insisted he was tricked into saying

‘Here’s 70 quid read this out, Nigel’ isn’t really trickery.

[Youngian]

Punked again but £80 richer. Wasn’t the plan though

[MisterMuncher]

Dear Nigel, shut the fuck up and get back in yer box ...

UK journos could learn a thing or two there

[kreuzberger]

The Hate Frog is still no closer to getting his cock sucked, is he?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Courtiers and dictation-takers you mean?

[kreuzberger]

Claire Byrne showed how easy it would have been for Question Time and all those 5-Lice and Today interviewers to demolish that one-trick cretin at a stroke.

It wasn't even that difficult.

[Watchman]

It proves once and for all, he’s not the great politician/diplomat his followers claim him to be, but a shit-stirring con artist

[Malcolm Armsteen]

It proves what we all knew - he’s not the great politician/diplomat his followers claim him to be, but a shit-stirring, money-grubbing, grifting, arse-licking, conniving little cowardly con artist with a face like a toad and the soul of a black market spiv.

FTFY

[RedSparrows]

Don't hold back Malcolm, tell us what you really think

Farage is absolutely useless on that clip. Absolutely useless. '500 years' of active military occupation and on-off war and famine is the same as 45 years of EEC/EU membership, zero wars, rampant growth for his cronies; followed by the appeal to Poland and Hungary, two bastions of civic, democratic discourse and the 'EU SUPERSTATE IS GOING TO GET YOU'. Get in the fucking sea.

[MisterMuncher]

You feel for any women in his life with that understanding of the principle of consent

[Samanfur]

Given that Preston is peak recruiting territory for the EDL, NWI and occasionally NF, this is heartening to see:

Nigel Farage event at rugby club cancelled as members cut up season tickets

I definitely wonder what the hospice that was due to receive the funds thinks. I'd be surprised if they thought that this was a good idea.

[Youngian]

billed as ‘An evening with Nigel Farage: The man not the myth’.

The man behind the public face of the chiselling little crook; a chiselling little crook.

[Andy McDandy]

Is it too easy to make the obvious Alan Partridge comparisons?