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Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 9:06 pm
by kreuzberger
For Microsoft, the bluest blood of blue tickery to be to be reporting on William's alleged extra-maritals. That's quite something. It's now a game of chicken as to which of the English* tabloids blinks first and splashes it because, "public domain."



*Scots editions would not be bound by any injunction.

Background content; she's fit, mind.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 9:32 pm
by The Weeping Angel
Yeah I see a lot of sussex squadron* types referencing this on twitter. I should also point out that the person who has caused this to re surface is one Alex Tiffin. Now Alex is an interesting individual because when you type his name on google you find this bit of news,

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scot ... r-20563345
“The conclusion has been that he was an idiot, not a terrorist.”
He also apparently assaulted a pregnant woman as well

* Mostly Americans who obsessively defend Meghan Markle.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 9:33 pm
by RedSparrows
I've heard, entre nous, from Someone, that there's gold in them thar hills. No more details than that, though.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:25 pm
by Abernathy
“The Marchioness of Cholmondeley” ?????

Get the fuck out of here !

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:53 pm
by Bones McCoy
Abernathy wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:25 pm “The Marchioness of Cholmondeley” ?????

Get the fuck out of here !
Yeah, but think of the Scrabble points.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:58 pm
by Boiler
"Cholmondeley" is my go-to for explaining what a shibboleth is.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:02 pm
by Oboogie
Is Tiffin correct in his assertion that "Injunctions from the High Court in London are worthless in Scotland"?
I recall previous super injunctions involving footballers who couldn't be named, Spycatcher etc but don't remember Scottish journalists breaking those.
Maybe one of our Scottish Mailwatchers could advise?

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:12 pm
by Boiler
Oboogie wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:02 pm Is Tiffin correct in his assertion that "Injunctions from the High Court in London are worthless in Scotland"?
I recall previous super injunctions involving footballers who couldn't be named, Spycatcher etc but don't remember Scottish journalists breaking those.
Maybe one of our Scottish Mailwatchers could advise?
This suggests that Tiffin is right:

https://www.lawteacher.net/free-law-ess ... w-7911.php

However, what's to stop the plaintiff taking out the equivalent in Scotland?

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:14 pm
by Oboogie
Bones McCoy wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:53 pm
Abernathy wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:25 pm “The Marchioness of Cholmondeley” ?????

Get the fuck out of here !
Yeah, but think of the Scrabble points.
Pronounced, somewhat inevitably, “Chumley.”

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:16 pm
by Boiler
Oboogie wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:14 pm
Bones McCoy wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:53 pm
Abernathy wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:25 pm “The Marchioness of Cholmondeley” ?????

Get the fuck out of here !
Yeah, but think of the Scrabble points.
Pronounced, somewhat inevitably, “Chumley.”
See also: Featherstonhaugh.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:38 pm
by The Weeping Angel
Oboogie wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:02 pm Is Tiffin correct in his assertion that "Injunctions from the High Court in London are worthless in Scotland"?
I recall previous super injunctions involving footballers who couldn't be named, Spycatcher etc but don't remember Scottish journalists breaking those.
Maybe one of our Scottish Mailwatchers could advise?
Well Tiffin does have knowledge of the Socttish legal system.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/poli ... t-20764645

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 8:19 am
by soulboy
The reliable sources are stacking up...
Tiffin’s comments now align with what some saw on Twitter in 2019, like royal reporter Giles Coren tweeting and then deleting “i know about the affair. everyone knows about the affair, darling,” on an article about a feud between Kate Middleton and Rose Hanbury.
Royal reporter? I thought he was a food columnist and general cunt.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:00 pm
by mattomac
Why do I have a feeling it’s going collapse when Elizabeth exits.

As for Giles Coren is that his latest job role?

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:24 pm
by Boiler
soulboy wrote: Thu Dec 30, 2021 8:19 am The reliable sources are stacking up...
Tiffin’s comments now align with what some saw on Twitter in 2019, like royal reporter Giles Coren tweeting and then deleting “i know about the affair. everyone knows about the affair, darling,” on an article about a feud between Kate Middleton and Rose Hanbury.
Royal reporter? I thought he was a food columnist and general cunt.
I'd just stick with "cunt".

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2022 8:44 am
by Youngian
Abernathy wrote: Wed Dec 29, 2021 10:25 pm “The Marchioness of Cholmondeley” ?????

Get the fuck out of here !


Sounds like an attendee of a saucy aristo party along with John Profumo and Princess Margaret.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:34 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
Known to her friends as 'Bunty'.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2022 10:33 am
by Crabcakes
Her husband does well in the name department too, albeit as someone who sounds like they should be in an 80s band - David Rocksavage

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:00 am
by Boiler
I see William's trending again:






Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:12 pm
by MisterMuncher
For the avoidance of doubt, I give nary a fuck for the acts involved, let them eat cake, or cock, and peek and poke with wild abandon. None of my business, really.

But fucking hell. Three generations, father and son, all openly fucking someone else whilst married is not an example for anyone.

Re: Shagging the Neighbours.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:31 pm
by davidjay
MisterMuncher wrote: Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:12 pm For the avoidance of doubt, I give nary a fuck for the acts involved, let them eat cake, or cock, and peek and poke with wild abandon. None of my business, really.

But fucking hell. Three generations, father and son, all openly fucking someone else whilst married is not an example for anyone.
It's always been the way that the aristocracy regard their wives as brood mares and the lower orders as fair game.