[Watchman]

Prince Andrew to care for Queen's beloved corgis

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62870783

Seems legit, given his experience of grooming...

“Hello girls, would you like to see some puppies?”

[satnav]

The Daily Mail is running a story today claiming that Prince Andrew faces an uncertain future. If a man with millions in the bank, a comfortable house and a fleet of luxury cars at his disposal is facing an uncertain future there is little hope for those millions of people living on the breadline worrying about where the next meal is coming from and wondering when they will next be able to turn on the heating.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... le-bathtub

Marina Hyde on that photo!

Eyes Wide Shit

Finally! I don’t know about you but I always pay a reported £12m to settle a case out of court, when all I really want is for its claims to be heard in a court.

Andrew no longer enjoys the range of confected positions that enabled him to be helicoptered between the world’s finest golf courses. Does one really need a suite of damask-walled and lavishly gilded rooms with liveried attendees for his current activities? I can’t help feeling a lock-up with a single swinging lightbulb somewhere off the M25 might be more appropriate in the circumstances.

[Youngian]

That was your pitch?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/sarah-fer ... ost-report