[Youngian]

Victoria Starmer isn’t parading around auditioning for a constitutionally fictitious First Lady role. What kind of terrible woman is she?

Why Keir Starmer’s wife is being kept off the campaign trail?

Some Labour figures worry this may cost him. Utterly sick though the nation may be with the Tories, many feel they still don’t entirely know who Sir Keir is, beside what trade his father had, and Victoria, a vivacious and glamorous figure who has appeared in Labour red on the few occasions she has joined her husband at events, could humanise him in the same way Samantha Cameron humanised David, or Michelle Obama boosted the popularity of Barack. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/0 ... 20Politics

[MisterMuncher]

Quite the neat hop over Johnson and how his partner and relationships reflected on him there

[soulboy]

Remind me. How did the press treat Cherie Blair and would you wish that on your wife?

[Rosvanian]

The Telegraph's legion of hard right hacks are becoming increasingly derranged as the day approaches and it's joyful to witness. Arrogant, entitled, condescending and absolutely drowning in self pity, it is a perfect representation of the party it supports.

[Bones McCoy]

If you think the content's deranged, take a look at the underlying finances.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/artic ... lay-family

The media group which owns the Daily Telegraph newspaper tumbled into the red last year after it set aside nearly £280m to cover loans made to the Barclay family which may not be repaid.

The group said that, despite a resilient financial performance, it had made losses of £244.6m in 2023 – against profits of £33.3m in the previous year – due to the provision.

It seems there's a style of business governance which seeks to extract capital, not run for profit.

[Andy McDandy]

I think the technical term is a "Maxwell House".

[Tubby Isaacs]

Isn't the media bit of the group profitable?

[The Weeping Angel]

[Watchman]

Unlike your capitalist utopia that's seen your paper get shat on to the tune of £243m

[Rosvanian]

It's quite wonderful to see the legions of identikit hard right Tory media gobshites losing their shit. They just cannot get their heads around the fact that they're about to lose and their hysterical whining makes no difference.

[Youngian]

Shit!

[Rosvanian]

I really do think it's worth heading over to the Telegraph's home page to gawp at the headlines and to soak in the glorious levels of bitterness and despair on display from every whiny hard right hack the paper can lay its hands on.

[Andy McDandy]

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/triumphant-la ... 15849.html

In which Allister Heath totally loses his shit.

Funny thing that in all these "end is nigh" pieces, nobody seems to address the possibility that the Tory collapse is due to them being fucking awful people who governed atrociously.

[Rosvanian]

Glorious. This Heath fella is such a fucking knob.

[Dalem Lake]

Was he paid a bonus for every time he added the word "Left" to it?

[Youngian]

Heath’s yet another middle class reactionary trying to present his views as ‘centre right thinking.’

[Watchman]

I'm more a "he's a weasley little shit, who's realizing that its no longer easy to sneer from the sidelines when the gravy train's hit the buffers", type of guy.

Or simply apply Armsteen's Law

[Tubby Isaacs]

Narrator- it's not "likely".

[Killer Whale]

Wait.

Didn't they want to got rid of 'human rights' anyway?

Further proof that, fundamentally, they believe that only white people with money, and brown people with lots and lots of money, have 'rights'.

[RedSparrows]

That is impeccable. We like the ECHR if it means we can protect entrenched privilege.