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Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2024 12:43 pm
by Philip Marlow
Bloody migrants.


Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2024 9:39 am
by Youngian
Mail makes the shocking discovery that someone of Afro-Caribbean descent had ancestors raped by a slave owner.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... owner.html

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2024 10:47 am
by Bones McCoy
Just wait till they investigate Trump's lineage.

He's like Harry Potter - Descended form Wizards.

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2024 11:05 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
The Grandest Wizards...

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2024 12:18 pm
by Bones McCoy
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: Wed Jul 24, 2024 11:05 am The Grandest Wizards...
Not like that!!

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Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2024 9:37 pm
by satnav
From Mail on line.
Phil Foden enjoys a run with his son Ronnie, 5, as the Man United star is seen for the first time since neighbours 'called police over late night children's party at his £3M Cheshire mansion'
I must have missed that sensational transfer.

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2025 5:35 pm
by Bones McCoy
Finger on the fucking pulse - again.

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Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 8:32 pm
by kreuzberger
There is this dreadful story about a British couple being found in south-western France, having possibly been murdered, but who are definitely dead.

Their retirement does seem idyllic and these are beastly circumstances, but Derry Street has made no mention of the value of their retreat.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... gator.html

Poor show. There will be a major cunting in the morning.

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 9:20 pm
by Yug
Yebbut, the house value will be in euros. We don't want no mention of that forrin rubbish here, thank you very much.

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2025 9:24 pm
by kreuzberger
Nobody left in the newsroom who can convert to guineas?

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 6:50 am
by slilley
Andrew Pierce should spend less time preening in front of the cameras on Good Morning Britain or his GB News programme and spend his time doing his own job properly. This morning he has attacked Ed Miliband for an extravagant salary as head of the International Rescue Committee.

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 2:13 pm
by Bones McCoy
IRC. Foiunded by Albert Einstein, headed by David Milliband.

Maybe these swarthy semitic types all look the same to Tory Boy.
Why can't they all be blonde, nice and easily distinguishable; like Vanessa Feltz and Rachel Riley?

Or, was Tory Boy confused by the resemblance of the International Rescue brothers.
Take a good look Pierce.

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Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 4:02 pm
by soulboy
Wait until this keen newshound hears about the royalties from Abracadabra and The Joker.

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 6:56 pm
by slilley
kreuzberger wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 9:24 pm Nobody left in the newsroom who can convert to guineas?
A pound and a shilling, easy.

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 7:44 pm
by Watchman
You are Peter Hitchins, and I claim my £5

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 7:58 pm
by Killer Whale
£5.25, Shirley?

Re: Daily Mail Fails...

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 8:32 pm
by Watchman
Yes it is…..and don’t call me Surely