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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:05 am
by Youngian
Also heard Johnson has no financial problems and has knocked people for money all his life. Because that’s who he is.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:41 am
by Bones McCoy
Spoonman wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:07 am
Wasn't it reported a few weeks ago that Johnson was struggling to live on a PM's salary? If so, why bring into he world yet another mouth to feed?
What's that thing the Tories say about "f you can't afford kids".
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:30 pm
by Bones McCoy
Have scientists calculated Johnson's R-number yet?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:56 pm
by Boiler
The BBC suggested this will be his seventh child.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:23 pm
by mattomac
This century….
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:36 am
by Youngian
Boiler wrote: ↑Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:56 pm
The BBC suggested this will be his seventh child.
Possibly, who knows? Johnson is Mick Philpot with cod Latin.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:42 am
by Youngian
I see what you did there
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:07 pm
by Andy McDandy
I'm sorry, being dense here. What's the gag?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:20 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
FIIK
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:45 pm
by kreuzberger
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:20 pmFIIK
Nope, still in the dark ...
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:47 pm
by Youngian
Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:07 pm
I'm sorry, being dense here. What's the gag?
Its charting Johnson's royal yacht fetish and cosplaying
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 12:55 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Fucked If I Know...
(So TMTOU)
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:11 pm
by Boiler
What's with the "unfeasibly smooth neck" stuff?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 1:21 pm
by Watchman
I assumed that was a play on “the brass neck of that fella”
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 10:07 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
All I would say to everybody in the country is we are in favour of jobs and growth throughout the UK. We have got a big programme to convert the vaccine rollout into the fastest and most sustainable economic recovery that we can.
Given that the vaccine rollout was centrally directed by government taskforce and delivered mostly by the public sector, this would be an interesting development for a Conservative Prime Minister. Caroline Flint and John Mann to be running the car industry?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:07 pm
by Boiler
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:31 pm
by kreuzberger
A penny-drop moment as he cottons on to the fact that, without the verminous Scots, the Klepto-Reich can lord it for a thousand years.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:38 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Didn't we import coal instead of producing it?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:55 pm
by davidjay
And Wilson closed more...
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:44 am
by Bones McCoy
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:38 pm
Didn't we import coal instead of producing it?
From Venezuela.
I can't recall whether they were commies at the time.