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Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:37 pm

Beyond the coast and over the fucking shark.

I'l have whatever Neil's smoking in his dogwhistle.

Complete with Scottish idiom:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comme ... r_isnt_he/

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Quite glad he grew the beard, though. That way I don't confuse him for Liz Jones.

This is the commercial imperative. If you're not going to break actual news stories, it's opinion all the way, and you have to make that, er, eyecatching.

Does Neil know a source of cheap gas that nobody's spotted?

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 30, 2022 7:15 pm Complete with Scottish idiom:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comme ... r_isnt_he/

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Quite glad he grew the beard, though. That way I don't confuse him for Liz Jones.

As the old saying goes “just because you’ve got hairs round your mouth, there’s no need to talk like a cunt”

If I was consigning myself to obscurity, I wouldn't be banging on about it.

Neil Oliver has got himself trending on Twitter.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Tue Aug 30, 2022 7:15 pm Complete with Scottish idiom:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comme ... r_isnt_he/

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Quite glad he grew the beard, though. That way I don't confuse him for Liz Jones.

A fucking ROASTER, and no mistake.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Tue Aug 30, 2022 10:31 pm Neil Oliver has got himself trending on Twitter.

He is following career trajectory that is known as "doing a lozza" in luvvie circles.

If you’re not already doing it, I thoroughly recommend liking/following the GB TV Facebook group. It is an absolute treasury of idiocy, paranoia, and bigotry. Some of it is very difficult to accept as real. In some respects it is worrying, but I take comfort that these moronic twats are a minority, though you can’t escape the sneaking feeling that here we see at least part of the reason why the UK has elected utterly atrocious Tory governments for the last 12 years.

My old friend Bruce Lawson often enters the jousts to skewer some of the more egregious fuckwittedness, and is always entertaining. There don’t seem to be the same mass pile-ons on dissenting voices in the same way that vicious Corbynites and Trots used to join in with.

Example : The rising costs of fuel, electricity, and other overheads that are apparently causing a significant proportion of pubs and restaurants to contemplate closing down are apparently the next phase of a conspiracy of unspecified forces of darkness, aimed at suppressing the free-thinking heroes and heroines who would otherwise be gathering down the Dog and Trumpet to plot insurrection together. The first phase of this, was of course, the entirely phoney Covid-19 pandemic and lockdowns. No kidding - there seem to be people who believe this preposterous claptrap. There is also, of course, a generous measure of fuckwits expressing the opinion that “you’re not allowed to have an opinion any more”, and other such bowel emissions.

I put this on the US thread, but it's relevant to this one too. See this? That's their top presenter/ commentator.

But the fact that this hasn't filled up with people laughing at him may reflect he doesn't have all that much cut through.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 6:20 pm I put this on the US thread, but it's relevant to this one too. See this? That's their top presenter/ commentator.

But the fact that this hasn't filled up with people laughing at him may reflect he doesn't have all that much cut through.

Well mister Farage.

There's a guy lives down in Florida swears he's president.
He's a liar, and I'm damn sure about you.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 7:57 pm

Well mister Farage.

There's a guy lives down in Florida swears he's president.
He's a liar, and I'm damn sure about you.

I'll give Nigel credit, he came up with a new angle.

I didn't see "Unthinkable Trump would have documents there". To use a football analogy, that does seem to be a case of trying to hold the line too far up.

Does Farage realise that the FBI visit to Mar-a-largo was captured on Trump's CCTV and on FBI body cams so any suggestions of documents being planted would be very easy to disprove.

satnav wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 11:37 pm Does Farage realise that the FBI visit to Mar-a-largo was captured on Trump's CCTV and on FBI body cams so any suggestions of documents being planted would be very easy to disprove.

He doesn't give a fuck. The arch-democrat Farage is all for the gradual corrosion of democracy via shilling for absolute cunts.

For fuck’s sake. “Anti-human propaganda”.

Trying to imagine just how this cunt approaches writing the utter shite he comes out with. I dare say he starts by aiming to say something controversial. He needs it to be right-wing to fit in with the GB News agenda. He knows the targets to aim at. And above all, he is himself an utter, utter cunt. He really is Katie Hopkins who has forgotten to shave.

Jeebus on a fucking spacehopper.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/to-seek-to- ... ynAdJwYPpY

Strange that the badger-faced Scheiße Tasche never mentioned that in his previous incarnation, eh readers?

Worrafuckincunt.

Got to the bit on the periodic table.

Elements are not paint. It's not mix and match.

My brain now hurts from the stoopid.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 9:19 am Got to the bit on the periodic table.

Elements are not paint. It's not mix and match.

My brain now hurts from the stoopid.

Came for the Jordan Peterson income stream.
Caught the insanity.