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That's quite a snappy answer coming from a 12 year-old mouth-breathing cretin. Not quite so good when it's coming from a supposedly adult member of the UK Parliament.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2024 11:46 am It's true, you're walking along a river in northern France one minute, and the next you're suddenly being assailed by salvos of bullets, shells and poison gas for 6 months. What's worse is when it gets the scent of your testosterone and follows you home. Can't sleep for mark 1 tanks coming crashing through the curtains.

Big Berthas, Zeppelins and shit, Stukas, bouncing bombs.
All seemed lost,until through the smoke strode Lee Anderson.
Tin hatted, brandishing his Sten gun and a bundle of grenades.

I wonder if he's even vaguely aware of what generally has happened historically when women get caught up in warfare.

Killer Whale wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2024 1:04 pm I wonder if he's even vaguely aware of what generally has happened historically when women get caught up in warfare.

I'm sure he has watched plenty of Bond movies.

June 2024

Nigel Farage blames admin error for candidates praising Hitler

September 2024

Reform UK council candidates to be vetted - Farage

How is that vetting process working out?

Nazi shame ex-MP becomes latest Tory defector to Reform: Nigel Farage unveils Aidan Burley, who was sacked for attending stag-do where guests in SS uniform chanted pro-Hitler slogans

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ag-do.html

I see that some wealthy fucknugget has bunged Farage a load of cash today, and says he is sure that Farage is going to be PM soon.

The grift goes on.

Why bother being the future PM

when you can have big cash money now.

Yesterday 'The Sunday Times' did a profile of Reform's new treasurer Nick Candy. It mentions how he started off backing Blair, before switching to Cameron and then Johnson before backing Farage.

Nick seems to spend a lot of his time in the Middle East and likes the fact that law and order is better in countries like Saudi Arabia and the UAE and loves the 'can do' attitude in these countries. So in short he is a big fan of Sharia Law and is keen to see workers have low pay and zero rights. How much of this will appear in the Reform Party manifesto?

Lots of people have no problem with oppression, provided they are the ones doing the oppressing.

Nigel's being oppressed again. Whine, whine always the victim

Jeremy Corbyn, that cosseted and privileged member of the Establishment.

What about some Christian forgiveness, Nargle?

Hardly a big disparity, is it? One won't serve any time, the other served 14 days.

And there has been a change of government since March 2019. The Government has already signaled (even if the review isn't done yet) that it wants fewer women sent to prison for short sentences. Judges respond to signals like that, not to mention the massive capacity problems we have in prisons.

Sad to say, Farage does have a valid point when he says that having a milk shake or an egg chucked at you on the campaign trail is always a worry because it might well be a razor sharp ninja star or a medium-sized zombie knife. Or an H2SO4 surprise.

But he’s fucking milking it, the cunt. He has identified another button labelled “public sympathy”, and is thumping it for all he’s worth. Hard though it is to credit, nobody seems to want Farage to meet the fate of Jo Cox or David Amess. I really don’t see him becoming a martyr to the cunt cause, however much it would please me. The lass who chucked the latest shake at Frogface is apparently an “Only Fans” porno “model” only interested in no more than a publicity boost to her “career”. In that respect at least, she has much in common with the frog-featured prick.

Farage and Corbyn are far from the only people to have had stuff thrown at them.
I had a quick Google and found the following, none of which resulted in a prison sentence:
Harold Wilson, John Prescott, David Cameron, Ed Miliband were all egged.
Tony Blair had purple flour-filled condoms, Peter Mandelson green custard and Keir Starmer glitter.
Farage, Tommy Robinson and Paul Nuttall have had enough eggs and milkshakes to launch their own dessert range.

Corbyn's egger seems to be the exception in that he was jailed - I suspect the recent murders of two MPs influenced the punitive sentence.

Farage is furious because the milkshaking makes people laugh at him, and that is intolerable to him.

I hope this non-sentence encourages many more nonviolent acts of ridicule against poundshop fascists.

Corbyn wasn't just 'egged' - he was punched by someone holding an egg. Also, did the egger of Corbyn have any previous for affray? I think we should be told.

Anyway, Fargle told us to excuse his DV enthusiast colleague on the grounds of Christian Forgiveness. That guy served 21 days inside. So shouldn't he turn the other cheek here?

I'm sure magistrates take a dim view of this type of behaviour.

In a statement written before he was sentenced, Murphy likened himself to civil rights protesters and said he was "perfectly happy to go to jail".

He added: "I'd rather be a rebel than a slave."

Nobody does self-righteous as well as the fash when it's them being wronged.