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Ideally, Tice gets the sock full of pool balls, Anderson gets chinned in the coal shed, and Fargle gets trapped in the greenhouse.

Richard Tice was on Sky News earlier defending Reform MP James McMurdock who failed to tell the voters of South Basildon that he had served time for repeatedly kicking an ex-girlfriend. Apparently he deserves 'Christian forgiveness.' These right wing f**k wits really like to cherry pick their Christian values.

Oboogie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:49 pm According to 30p Lee and Andrea Jenkyns, the going rate for Reform to buy a Tory is £80,000. With £79 million from Musk, Farage could buy all 121 Conservative MPs and pocket the £69 million change.

I wonder what Tim Montgomerie cost him?

There's the transfer fee.
Then there's the ongoing vodka-money to keep him sweet.

Nodding Donkey Tim used to describe himself as a moderate.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 11:51 pm Nodding Donkey Tim used to describe himself as a moderate.

Yes, I remember him sounding quite sensible (for a Tory) during the election campaign.

satnav wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 9:49 pm Richard Tice was on Sky News earlier defending Reform MP James McMurdock who failed to tell the voters of South Basildon that he had served time for repeatedly kicking an ex-girlfriend. Apparently he deserves 'Christian forgiveness.' These right wing f**k wits really like to cherry pick their Christian values.

They certainly don't mention camels and needles.

How many Reform voters attend classical sculpture exhibitions in hoity-toity London museums?
Just get shot of them, this nonsense has been dragging on since it's was a stick to beat Neil Kinnock with (who supported their return).

They don't. Just like they don't watch Shakespeare, or have any interest in classical music.

But they know what those things should be like, and are damned if we kowtow to some greasy Greek fellow over some stuff that's rightfully ours and besides they were a basket case back then and at least we could appreciate them better and anyway it was a long time ago and everyone was at it and do we have to shoehorn wokery into everything....?

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:43 pm Ideally, Tice gets the sock full of pool balls, Anderson gets chinned in the coal shed, and Fargle gets trapped in the greenhouse.

Congratulations on inventing Reform Party Cluedo

davidjay wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:02 am

satnav wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 9:49 pm Richard Tice was on Sky News earlier defending Reform MP James McMurdock who failed to tell the voters of South Basildon that he had served time for repeatedly kicking an ex-girlfriend. Apparently he deserves 'Christian forgiveness.' These right wing f**k wits really like to cherry pick their Christian values.

They certainly don't mention camels and needles.

Not till they land a gig promoting ciggies and opioids.

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 2:39 pm

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:43 pm Ideally, Tice gets the sock full of pool balls, Anderson gets chinned in the coal shed, and Fargle gets trapped in the greenhouse.

Congratulations on inventing Reform Party Cluedo

Miss Scarlet-Faced, Mrs White, and Reverend Green but that's not bloody surprising these days bloody trendy vicars.

Youngian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 1:56 pm How many Reform voters attend classical sculpture exhibitions in hoity-toity London museums?
Just get shot of them, this nonsense has been dragging on since it's was a stick to beat Neil Kinnock with (who supported their return).

So a majority of Reform voters either don't care/know, or support the return.

Goodo.

To many Reform voters, marbles are a much loved snack.

Only when they've run out of crayons.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 4:04 pm

Bones McCoy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 2:39 pm

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 8:43 pm Ideally, Tice gets the sock full of pool balls, Anderson gets chinned in the coal shed, and Fargle gets trapped in the greenhouse.

Congratulations on inventing Reform Party Cluedo

Miss Scarlet-Faced, Mrs White, and Reverend Green but that's not bloody surprising these days bloody trendy vicars.

After an extensive investigation the Met revealed that Dr Black wasn't murdered, he fell down a flight of stairs.

Farage has also been bragging about how he has been lobby people close to Trump to try and undermine the governments policy on the Chagos Islands. Imagine outrage if opposition Labour MPs had been in cahoots with an overseas Socialist government to undermine a foreign policy being pursued by a Tory government.

The Weeping Angel wrote: ↑Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:30 pm

Well that's a disciplinary matter for the Civil Servants (presumably gross misconduct) and it should be for Lowe as well, but I doubt it.

30p Lee with his finger on the pulse of modern concerns, as usual:

It's true, you're walking along a river in northern France one minute, and the next you're suddenly being assailed by salvos of bullets, shells and poison gas for 6 months. What's worse is when it gets the scent of your testosterone and follows you home. Can't sleep for mark 1 tanks coming crashing through the curtains.

I’m sure being gored to death by a mammoth was pretty fucking awful as well, or does Lee draw the line at 50 years before he was born?