[Watchman]

Another one I’ve filed with Greg(g) Wallace and Nick Knowles; no discernible talent, got lucky trying to get by on the “matey-matey” blokey ticket, and then think they have a divine right to play the “don’t you know who I am” card
Twats!

[Bones McCoy]

Another one I’ve filed with Greg(g) Wallace and Nick Knowles; no discernible talent, got lucky trying to get by on the “matey-matey” blokey ticket, and then think they have a divine right to play the “don’t you know who I am” card
Twats!

Gbeebies gain is Acme Electric Foot Spa's loss.

[satnav]

I loved the way the Express claimed that his move from This Morning to GB News as 'sensational.' So he's moved from a TV show that promotes from likes of Camilla Tominey, Nick Ferrari and Julia Hartley-Brewer to a TV channel that employs right wing fuckwits. Hardly sensational.

[Andy McDandy]

Rearrange the following words:

Old demographic Express people target stupid.

[The All New KevS]

It must be said that Sky News became my breakfast TV of choice once Holmes left Sunrise. When he used to be paired with Charlotte Hawkins, I don't know how she didn't deck him, although it was good practice for her so she could then later deal with Morgan.

[Bones McCoy]

It must be said that Sky News became my breakfast TV of choice once Holmes left Sunrise. When he used to be paired with Charlotte Hawkins, I don't know how she didn't deck him, although it was good practice for her so she could then later deal with Morgan.

I always figured that Holmes was a diversity hire.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I always figured that Holmes was a diversity hire.

I just thought he was a twat.

[Bones McCoy]

I always figured that Holmes was a diversity hire.

I just thought he was a twat.

Twat is one of many boxes he can tick.

[Tubby Isaacs]

[Bones McCoy]

Shall we tell them he's been cancelled by the wokes.

[Cyclist]

What is the point of MPs debating enabling visa and permit-free working in Europe if we aren't in Europe and have absolutely zero influence on the European Parliament?

Edit

And somebody has just posted the answer to my question in another place:

The EU is relaxing its Visa requirements for musicians. This could be an attempt to give the Impression that the UK brought this about.

[Boiler]

Having our cake and eating it?

[Cyclist]

See my edit in post above.

[Boiler]

Ah, hence their wanting to reanimate David Bowie

[The All New KevS]

Brillo clearly now persona non grata.

Warning: Link to GBeebies website

The fact that they've posted a link to it no less than six times on Twitter proves that they're not bothered about it. Honest.

[The All New KevS]

Seven now. Triggered much?

[davidjay]

Never fancied her anyway. Lesbian.

[The All New KevS]

Fuck me, it's Gammontopia.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Going to be a tough interview that one. Maybe Farage will ask Donnie if he's too much of a perfectionist.

Meanwhile, I'm not watching this, just going on the preview. But I'm struggling to see why accelerating vaccination is an irrational panic measure.

[Andy McDandy]

Dan, can you mime sucking a man's cock while tickling his balls for us?