[Bones McCoy]

Large amount of cash for fuck all and a platform to raise his sagging profile so this story could be true.
Why not invite Corbyn as well just to show how far both leaders from GE2019 have sunk.

EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson in talks for I'm A Celebrity after Matt Hancock's controversial stint https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bre ... m-30601885

It'll be a good test of the "Boris is a vote winner" theory.

Especially when the vote is about who gets to eat a dingo's arsehole.

[mattomac]

That would be a low.

[davidjay]

That would be a low.

For the dingo.

[Boiler]

"I died so a blond Pommie cunt could eat my arsehole? Aw, cheers mate..."

[davidjay]

Replace one name and a few words and everything makes sense.

[satnav]

I think they should send Johnson into the jungle along with his 2 ex-wives, a few former mistresses and Nadine Dorries. I think he would bailout in less than a day.

[Andy McDandy]

I think they should send Johnson into the jungle

Any jungle will do. As long as he stays there.

[Youngian]

Johnson has turned down £750K of easy dosh in the Jungle thing. Just as laughable as accepting the invite if he refused the offer because it might dent his credibility as a serious person.

[Yug]

He thinks he's got any sort of credibility left? Aww, bless.

[AOB]

The previous UK PM almost had his behaviour reported to the Queen during the pandemic. It got as far as Buck House. But quick, look over there at Russell Brand! Good week for the Government burying their shit, or having it buried in this case.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66839314

[Youngian]

The previous UK PM almost had his behaviour reported to the Queen during the pandemic. It got as far as Buck House. But quick, look over there at Russell Brand! Good week for the Government burying their shit, or having it buried in this case.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66839314

A left wing Remoaner civil service plot

[satnav]

Apparently Carrie Johnson sacked the family's nanny after her mother spotted the nanny sharing a bottle of wine with Boris. I really hope the nanny spills the beans about her time working for the Johnson's.

[davidjay]

The previous UK PM almost had his behaviour reported to the Queen during the pandemic. It got as far as Buck House. But quick, look over there at Russell Brand! Good week for the Government burying their shit, or having it buried in this case.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66839314

A left wing Remoaner civil service plot

Maths not their strong point...

It explores the turmoil in Westminster and Whitehall over four years.

Based on interviews with key players at the top of government, the series covers the period between 2016 and the departure of Liz Truss as prime minister in 2022.

[Youngian]

Apparently Carrie Johnson sacked the family's nanny after her mother spotted the nanny sharing a bottle of wine with Boris. I really hope the nanny spills the beans about her time working for the Johnson's.

Carrie’s hormonal, Bozo claimed.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b ... r-31013259

At the Conservative conference this time three years, party activists were discussing what Johnson would be doing in his third term. Reasons to be cheerful and all that.

[Abernathy]

Apparently Carrie Johnson sacked the family's nanny after her mother spotted the nanny sharing a bottle of wine with Boris. I really hope the nanny spills the beans about her time working for the Johnson's.

Carrie’s hormonal, Bozo claimed.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b ... r-31013259

At the Conservative conference this time three years, party activists were discussing what Johnson would be doing in his third term. Reasons to be cheerful and all that.

It almost goes without saying that Johnson would have rogered that nanny at the drop of a thong if he’d thought he’d get away with it.

[davidjay]

In hindsight, Johnson was never going to last into his third term. His populist house of cards was always going to collapse, or as happened he would push Boris being Boris too far.

[Youngian]

Saving lives shouldn’t stand in the way of 19th century British exceptionalism fantasies.

Boris Johnson thought it was "wrong" for the prime minister to hold regular meetings with Mark Drakeford and Nicola Sturgeon during the pandemic.
The comments have been revealed in his evidence to the Covid inquiry.
Wales' first minister had been frustrated at the number of meetings he had with the Westminster government.
But Mr Johnson feared working closely with first ministers could make the UK look like a "mini-EU of four nations".
"That is not, in my view, how devolution is supposed to work," he said. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-67076592

[Andy McDandy]

Big Shit Al took on the weighty issues of the middle east in this weekend's column. Woeful stuff, apparently Mohammed bin Salman is just lovely once you get to know him, and if they all built new roads and power stations all the Palestinians could have jobs and there would be no more war ever. Still in "clear away the bodies" mode.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Saving lives shouldn’t stand in the way of 19th century British exceptionalism fantasies.

Boris Johnson thought it was "wrong" for the prime minister to hold regular meetings with Mark Drakeford and Nicola Sturgeon during the pandemic.
The comments have been revealed in his evidence to the Covid inquiry.
Wales' first minister had been frustrated at the number of meetings he had with the Westminster government.
But Mr Johnson feared working closely with first ministers could make the UK look like a "mini-EU of four nations".
"That is not, in my view, how devolution is supposed to work," he said. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-67076592

There was a UK dimension and an England dimension to the Westminster response because of the dual status of Westminster. So an argument can certainly be made for anothe veryr senior minister to attend wearing an England hat (maybe a bobbly). Provided the devolved government heads have proper input to the UK PM, that's fine, I think.

But to refuse it because it might make the first ministers look too important is pathetic.

[satnav]

Johnson's article in the Mail starts with the line 'Having worked on a kibbutz...' Does anybody believe the serial liar actually did any work on the kibbutz?