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Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 1:34 am
by RedSparrows
I thought Hero Johnson purged them all? I thought Do Brexit And All Is Well?
It's never enough for the headbangers. There's no policy or mechanism the care for. Just the endless noise of performative cruelty.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:43 pm
by Bones McCoy
Sun's out - Bins out.
Into the fucking sea with them.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 3:17 pm
by Andy McDandy
Rocking the Innsmouth look.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:58 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Pick a leader out of this lot. Tugendhat?

Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:28 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
I'd go for Lewis Cocking. 'Cos it sounds rude.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:36 pm
by Andy McDandy
Obese-Jecty sounds like some very niche porn.
Meanwhile, Nick 'fucking' Timothy made it? What has east Anglia done to deserve such awful people?
Meanwhile meanwhile, Cocking Hoare Fortune sounds like something every pimp wants. Made by getting the Hoare to Tugendhat a lot.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:40 pm
by Youngian
Meanwhile, Nick 'fucking' Timothy made it? What has east Anglia done to deserve such awful people?
Shoot horses in the head for not winning races?
I know the Labour candidate and said Timothy was even more dislikable in person. Ran a nasty personal campaign portraying her as a crazed Marxist hippy who’d confiscate your car. The party wasn’t prepared to target the constituency which was a pity as it could have been won. She did beat the charismatic Reform candidate, daytime TV’s Dr David Bull.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:42 pm
by Youngian
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:58 pm
Pick a leader out of this lot. Tugendhat?
Can’t claim to know all the names but Caroline Noakes stands out and isn’t Jesse Norman a sane competent MP?
For shits and giggles vote Desmond Swayne for leader.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 7:27 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Jesse Norman is sane but he's also the most posh sounding bloke in the world, without Bozo or Rees-Mogg's ability to ham it up, or Cameron's PR training. Should be in the Shadow Cabinet, but can't see him as leader.
Dowden might be acting leader soon. I think he's unlikely to get beyond that.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 8:07 pm
by Andy McDandy
Acting leader, and if you ask me, acting like a complete arsehole.
For 10 points, name the Michael Caine film that's from.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:09 pm
by Bones McCoy
I think my hire car was a Lincoln Jopp on my last trip to S.F.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:46 pm
by soulboy
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:58 pm
Pick a leader out of this lot. Tugendhat?
Caroline Dinenage. Just so we can all say How every time she says something.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 10:08 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Youngian wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 6:40 pm
Meanwhile, Nick 'fucking' Timothy made it? What has east Anglia done to deserve such awful people?
Shoot horses in the head for not winning races?
I know the Labour candidate and said Timothy was even more dislikable in person. Ran a nasty personal campaign portraying her as a crazed Marxist hippy who’d confiscate your car. The party wasn’t prepared to target the constituency which was a pity as it could have been won. She did beat the charismatic Reform candidate, daytime TV’s Dr David Bull.
Nick Timothy, not as nice as he looks.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 12:09 pm
by Bones McCoy
Several commentators suggest that the threshold for leadership challenges is now 19 letters from MPs.
If so, Sunak's successor faces choppy seas ahead.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 12:14 pm
by Abernathy
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2024 10:08 pm
Nick Timothy, not as nice as he looks.
And frankly, he don't look that nice.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 12:39 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Abernathy wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2024 12:14 pm
And frankly, he don't look that nice.
That's the joke, which I nicked off someone else. See also "David Mellor, not as nice as he looks". Not sure who the original in the joke was.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:01 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Some Tories seem to be moving to the centre.
Others, however, not so much. Edward Leigh, now Father of the House and Head Gammon, reckons that the Tories should take in Fartage and go as far right as possible...
>edit<Now working - thanks, Orca.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:08 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Braverman apparently not ruling out joining Reform.
She's literally next door to Winchester, where the Lib Dems beat the Tories by 13,800.
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:14 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Here's Edward Leigh backing John Redwood in 1995 in "that" photo.
Did we ever work out who they guy sat next to Redwood was?
https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/ ... w-3864292a
Re: Conservatives Generally
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:47 pm
by Killer Whale
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:01 pm
>edit< I can't work out why TweeX aren't showing; I am copy/pasting the URL which I am sure used to work...
I think you need to replace x.com with twitter.com in th url.