[satnav]

Why do these babies always seem to arrive when Amazon Prime has a sale on? Are these two things linked?

[Andy McDandy]

Her makeup looks good, likewise the Downton Abbey style nightie. All just a bit too "selling an image".

On the side there's a card. For a moment I thought it was the Temu price tag for the knock off Ming vase.

[Crabcakes]

Her makeup looks good, likewise the Downton Abbey style nightie. All just a bit too "selling an image".

On the side there's a card. For a moment I thought it was the Temu price tag for the knock off Ming vase.

I assumed it was a museum information tag, and they just squat in any national trust location they like the look of rather than pay their own bills

[Andy McDandy]

I'm being cynical, but let's face it, that shot is NOT immediately post-partum. It's probably taken in whatever home they're currently in, but it's just a little too English Rose, posh but not too posh, "hey aren't I so fucking relatable?", here's details of our lovely cosy perfect family.

[Crabcakes]

I'm being cynical, but let's face it, that shot is NOT immediately post-partum. It's probably taken in whatever home they're currently in, but it's just a little too English Rose, posh but not too posh, "hey aren't I so fucking relatable?", here's details of our lovely cosy perfect family.

Unless Mrs Johnson is extremely good at relaxing her pelvic muscles, the fact she’s not even flushed let alone red and sweating would suggest this was some time later.

Plus, of course, always worth remembering Johnson’s previous cosy family saw him have multiple affairs and father at least 1 child, with another pregnancy ending in miscarriage. That family also had 3 children so if Carrie’s tactic is to try and make Johnson keep his johnson in his pants through parental responsibilities, it might suggest she’s not an avid believer of history tending to repeat itself.

[Boiler]

I think the Guardian pointed out the behaviour of Odysseus...

[Youngian]

This theory* of his didn’t work out for him in the University of Life

*Repeating what a Trumpian strategist told him while boozed up at a Spectator party.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ho ho ho, I'm a character, can't get the hang of this technology stuff.

[Watchman]

But I thought we’d funded all those IT lessons

[Youngian]

From PM of the United Kingdom to being dissed by a pizza company in less than a year.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

You can lead an ass to water...


(But of you believe this you might be interested in a bridge I have for sale.)

[Andy McDandy]

1. Try 12345. Or Password1. Or Mememememe

2. Take it down one of those phone unlocking shops.

[Boiler]

1. Try 12345. Or Password1. Or Mememememe

2. Take it down one of those phone unlocking shops.

I'm not sure [2] would work. "Unlocking" usually refers to networks, not getting into a phone. Apple's security really is very good indeed.

[Crabcakes]

1. Put sim in new phone
2. Install WhatsApp on new phone
3. Sync messages for that number

It’s absolute bullshit. Forgetting his iPhone password - an excuse I don’t believe regardless - is neither here nor there, as he used a third party app.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Does WhatsApp delete old messages? It didn't when I changed my phone.

Overpowering odour of bullshit.

[satnav]

Johnson probably used one of his kids names as his password but then forgot which one of his many children he used.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

He won't only use a password (in fact, a number) he will also have either face or fingerprint recognition enabled.

[Watchman]

I’m coming to the conclusion that the COVID stuff on the phone is the least of what he wants to come out

[Oboogie]

I wonder if there are any WhatsApps with any of his Russian friends?

[Crabcakes]

He won't only use a password (in fact, a number) he will also have either face or fingerprint recognition enabled.

To be fair to Johnson - and it greatly pains me to do so - you can’t use face unlock or Touch ID after a phone has been off for security reasons. You have to put in the password first time, and then it will be enabled.