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Samanfur wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:01 pm

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:59 pm Someone's suggested Bozo could join Reform. Any chance of that?

Johnson wouldn't be able to stand not being in charge, or not the biggest attention seeker in the room.

That's a good point. Also I suppose there's some tension there given that most of Reform now think he's a "globalist Remainer". Doesn't go well with "I delivered Brexit, me"

Political giant.

Kangaroo court with a Tory majority.

Yeah, Sunak!

A message apparently sent by Andrea Jenkyns, Conservative MP for Morley and Outwood, reads “the blob has won, Boris the best PM since Thatcher”.

Mark Jenkinson, MP for Workington, replied: “There will be few smug faces tonight, I’m sure, but we’ll rue the day we started this nonsense.”

Jenkyns appears to add: “Well done Rishi for starting this nonsense”.

Ha ha. I bet he thought they’d all just laugh it off now. Can’t see Sunak holding it up either.

Tonight at Tory Bingo:

The card contains just two boxes labelled "Woke" and "Blob".


Before the caller begins, a dishevelled tousle haired blond man raises his hand and shouts "Moated mansion!"

Mark Jenkinson, MP for Workington, replied: “There will be few smug faces tonight, I’m sure, but we’ll rue the day we started this nonsense.”

You bet you will or are, he quipped smugly.

Crabcakes wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 9:42 pm Ha ha. I bet he thought they’d all just laugh it off now. Can’t see Sunak holding it up either.

Yeah, funny he didn't respond to the report, isn't it? He knew he was fucked.

Man, he *really* didn’t want this published. It must absolutely rip him a new arsehole.

What the fuck?

And that, son, is how June 9th became National flounce day...

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:09 pm What the fuck?

The funny thing is the other day Matt was doing "Bozo's just another globalist". Now he's supposed to show up in Mid Beds on an authentic proper politics platform? Why not run in Uxbridge in any case?

If Goodwin had any claim to being a serious academic, it's gone now. Lolz.

Not just the kangaroo court bit in the letter was bollocks. Sunak's blamed for abandoning the US trade deal he got nowhere near himself.

Just came in for the evening and seen this news.

A shame this has all came too late for this week's HIGNFY.

Otherwise, good riddance, here's the toys you chucked out of your pram in your resignation statement, and please just fuck off from any political life, forever.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 10:09 pm What the fuck?

The Westminster institution(s) arguably are broken, but not for the reasons Goodwin would suggest.

We're just home from open air cinema this evening. The Banshees of Inisherin; beautiful but shoite, incidentally.

I wish that we had stayed home and watched the evening's events unfold. That would have been far more entertaining.

Can we please now just confirm once and for allthat Johnson IS the worst Prime Minister there has ever been. He makes Liz Truss look like Mohandas Ghandi.