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Spaffer is truly taking the piss:

Members of the Order of the British Empire

Kelly Jo Dodge Long-time Parliamentary hairdresser. For Parliamentary service.

Well the editor of the Mail isn’t rushing to offer his congratulations

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... it-MP.html

Peerage for Shaun Bailey. Not only was he the worst candidate I've ever seen for anything, he did this.

He’s gone

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65863267

Standing down as an MP with immediate effect. Blaming the Partygate investigation.

Hmmm. Going before he’s pushed, I’m sure.

Samanfur wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:10 pm Standing down as an MP with immediate effect. Blaming the Partygate investigation.

Blaming it for seemingly having successfully identified that yes, he was in fact completely bullshitting it.

Keeping his unbeaten record. What a twat.

Cunt.

Cunting cunting cunt.

According to Sky News, the Privileges Committee were going to recommend a suspension of longer than ten days, and that'd mean a recall petition.

So yes, he's keeping his unbeaten record and going full Trump about a witch hunt.

Boris Johnson stepping down as MP with immediate effect and says he is ‘bewildered and appalled’ at being ‘forced out’ – live

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/li ... tics-news

Boris Johnson stepping down as an MP with immediate effect and says he is 'bewildered and appalled' at being 'forced out'
Boris Johnson is standing down as the Conservative MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, it has been reported.

The move by the former prime minister will trigger an immediate by-election.

He took the move after the Privileges Committee of the House of Commons reportedly found he misled Parliament & recommended sanction of more than 10 days.

Nadine and Boris sittin' in a tree....

How does Sunak play this?!

Classy effort with "Harriet Harman's committee". Conservative majority.

Ha ha ha, please do this.

Seems like he’s taking it with his usual good grace

Remember he's a bulletproof gunnersaurus

Jenkyns and Fabricant loyally chiming in on Twitter about how disgraceful this is to poor dear Boris.

Someone's suggested Bozo could join Reform. Any chance of that?

Bozo and Dorries is a nice set up for Lab/ LD to go for one by-election each.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 8:59 pm Someone's suggested Bozo could join Reform. Any chance of that?

Johnson wouldn't be able to stand not being in charge, or not the biggest attention seeker in the room.