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He’s gone Rupert, put your money away you doddery old fool you’ve lost the plot.

Do libraries have a section labelled "Crap Fiction"?

The lingering member for Mid-Bedfordshire

William Wragg MP

Nadine Dorries Accused Of Sending 'Threatening' Messages To Officials

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ ... 308d987499

Nadine Dorries is facing calls to have the Tory whip suspended after the UK’s top civil servant revealed she could face legal action over “threatening” messages sent to officials.
Simon Case, the cabinet secretary, told MPs on Wednesday he had reported the former culture secretary to the Tory chief whip and the Commons Speaker.
He told the Commons public administration and constitutional affairs committee (PACAC) he had also sought “advice” on whether Dorries had broken the law.

Simon Case, the cabinet secretary, told MPs on Wednesday he had reported the former culture secretary to the Tory chief whip and the Commons Speaker.

I didn’t know Case was a doughty defender of civil sevice independence against dodgy ministers so this may have vexatious motives. I’ll take that as a win, regardless.

Sunak, the weaselling little shit, will do fuck-all of course.

Is she still on resignation watch?

Describing Boris Johnson as one of the most ‘electorally successful PMs’ is an interesting bit of praise. Other leaders you could do the same to would be Putin, P. Pot, that chap Hitler, Berlusconi, Cecil Rhodes and other delightful luminaries.

Almost like it’s not what you win or the majority you win with that really matters, but whether you turn out to be a steaming great cunt while in office who lies, corrupts, and attempts to weaken democracy for their own ends.

More fiction from Dorries.

She really is down the rabbit hole now

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 74534.html

The ardent Johnson supporter was furious that she did not get a place in the House of Lords despite the former PM’s efforts

Bless her. She still thinks Boris actually made some sort of effort on her behalf rather than just saying he had and then doing absolutely fuck all.

Watchman wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:33 am She really is down the rabbit hole now

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 74534.html

Expect the headbangers on Twitter to observe that lefty hypocrites aren’t having a go at Simon Case now. Well of course not if he’s getting out the KY jelly for Johnson and Dorries.

Cabinet secretary Simon Case revealed on Wednesday that he had reported the former culture secretary to the chief whip and Commons Speaker over messages sent after she was blocked from a peerage in Boris Johnson’s list.

Can somebody explain to me why she thinks she deserves a peerage? I'm reminded of Muttley asking for medals?

Boiler wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:18 pm Can somebody explain to me why she thinks she deserves a peerage? I'm reminded of Muttley asking for medals?

Probably something to do with not talking with your mouth full

She's the archetypal Tory MP. Dim, useless, obnoxious, and with an overdeveloped sense of entitlement. Of course she believes she deserves a peerage.

A friend of Ms Dorries told The Times: “It is complete nonsense. She was probably upset on the day at the way she had been treated but she’s not aggressive. She has been very badly served.”

I needed a good laugh. Not aggressive!

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 13, 2023 12:39 pm

A friend of Ms Dorries told The Times: “It is complete nonsense. She was probably upset on the day at the way she had been treated but she’s not aggressive. She has been very badly served.”

I needed a good laugh. Not aggressive!

Probably Upset

I just don’t get who she’s thinks she’s appealing to, that she’s been wronged, I’m got seeing much enthusiasm for a 6th January

Watchman wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2023 7:59 am I just don’t get who she’s thinks she’s appealing to, that she’s been wronged, I’m got seeing much enthusiasm for a 6th January

The Biggest Democratic Mandate Ever Ever Ever In the Whole Wide World, of course! Millions upon millions of stout, principled Brits.*


*or the hardcore few thousand utter loons who are left