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He was on GBeebies a few days ago giving his opinion on the situation, when it was him all along.

What made him think he could pull it off?

*Taps mic*... Is thing on?

Yup:

davidjay wrote: ↑Thu Apr 28, 2022 9:18 pm Freedom of speech, Tory-style.

Basically she was talking deluded horseshit in her speech. All Students’ Unions are pretty much charities so they abide by the Charity Commission law. That’s why when Jess Phillips made a speech about this she listed only 5 she knew of and 3 had messed up the paperwork.

The only proscribed organisations that appear on the NUS list of 2019 were terrorist organisations who were on the home office list.

People have the right to protest the minister is confusing this with cancelling which from the three universities I’ve worked in has never happened and in the sector further I have probably only seen once, In fact the Christian Union tried to get rid of me as an officer as I brought up a hate speech policy in 2008.

Mr Parish says that he may have opened a porn video by mistake. It's possible, I suppose, that he searched for some double entendre innocently and clicked on the first link without looking.

Or perhaps he was asked if he wanted to watch Bangkok Chick Boys and he said yes.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:56 pm Mr Parish says that he may have opened a porn video by mistake. It's possible, I suppose, that he searched for some double entendre innocently and clicked on the first link without looking.

Or perhaps he was asked if he wanted to watch Bangkok Chick Boys and he said yes.

"Ambushed by it" so he was.
And it took him 25 minutes to be sure it was porn and switch it off.

Then he was walking across the bathroom floor naked, slipped and landed on the hairbrush that just happened to be lying on the floor.

It's all got a bit Sir Norman Fry*, hasn't it?


*a character from the radio and TV sketch show Little Britain, m'lud.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:56 pm Mr Parish says that he may have opened a porn video by mistake. It's possible, I suppose, that he searched for some double entendre innocently and clicked on the first link without looking.

Or perhaps he was asked if he wanted to watch Bangkok Chick Boys and he said yes.

Twice. He did it twice. Two separate occasions.

Oboogie wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 9:55 am

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Fri Apr 29, 2022 9:56 pm Mr Parish says that he may have opened a porn video by mistake. It's possible, I suppose, that he searched for some double entendre innocently and clicked on the first link without looking.

Or perhaps he was asked if he wanted to watch Bangkok Chick Boys and he said yes.

Twice. He did it twice. Two separate occasions.

One has to be absolutely sure in situations like this.

A future on regional TV beckons

The first reply I saw under that

Like Stewart Pearson when you realise the renovation is doomed

Not exactly a startling revelation.

Neil Parish has resigned as an MP.

Meanwhile, Fabric Cunt has apologised for his remarks.

Marina Hyde has compared this to the Last Days Of Rome, I note.

Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 2:49 pm Neil Parish has resigned as an MP.

And he clearly buys his clothes from the same place as Alan Partridge

Parish has clearly gone as the fall guy for "something to be done" because honestly in the grand scheme of things, watching content from your Brazzers Platinum subscription on your phone in the House of Commons is well down the list of actions made by certain Conservative MPs over the last number of years that should be deemed a "resigning as an MP" offence. Not to say that in more 'gentlemanly' times it wouldn't be a resigning matter either.

Spoonman wrote: ↑Sat Apr 30, 2022 4:59 pm Parish has clearly gone as the fall guy for "something to be done" because honestly in the grand scheme of things, watching content from your Brazzers Platinum subscription on your phone in the House of Commons is well down the list of actions made by certain Conservative MPs over the last number of years that should be deemed a "resigning as an MP" offence. Not to say that in more 'gentlemanly' times it wouldn't be a resigning matter either.

He'll be back in a few weeks.
Writing a column in some scum sheet.
Moaning about getting cancelled by the woke brigade.

I'm waiting for this also to be blamed upon Rayner. Is there a "redheads on tractors" site?

Parish has probably been pushed so that his by-election can take place at the same time as the Wakefield byelection. Whilst the Tories will probably lose Wakefield they will certainly hold Tiverton. So it will be portrayed as a mixed night of results rather than a night of Tory gloom.