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Okay, I know they're not from there but I wonder what the Sleaford Mods would think of Littlejohn?

Boiler wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 8:48 am Okay, I know they're not from there but I wonder what the Sleaford Mods would think of Littlejohn?

Nothing that could be broadcast pre-watershed.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... bilee.html

Yay for missis kween, boo for lefty caahncils and elf and safety and, erm, lefty litigation culture?

Also boo for nasty rozzers who picked on poor tabloid journalists.

His silly rant about Health and Safety for Jubilee celebrations looks very silly given that three people ended up in hospital on Saturday when some temporary seating collapsed in horse guards parade while crowds watched rehearsals for the Trooping of the Colours.

In Thicky Dicky's world, injuries are character building.

Something to impress dopey birds down the pub with.

Boiler wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 10:40 pm In Thicky Dicky's world, injuries are character building.

At least they were injured doing what they loved.

(To borrow a saying from the extreme sports fraternity).

Double cunt today. First, why Johnson is just great:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... class.html

Then some bollocks about The Bill, leading into one of his state of the nation/carnival barker acts. You know, gay cops and that.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... rvice.html

All together now, CUNT!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... g-way.html

Anyone for some bollocks about imperial measurements, crown stamps, and some excruciating puns?

Yeah, thought not.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue May 31, 2022 8:46 am https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... g-way.html

Anyone for some bollocks about imperial measurements, crown stamps, and some excruciating puns?

Yeah, thought not.

From a man who lives in a land where the pint is 20% smaller?

The Metric Martyrs, almost forgotten about those stupid wankers.

Missing in action?

Juneteenth is a public holiday in his neck of the woods.

Last time he took a break, it turned out that his mother had died. I suspect if he's back tomorrow he'll be reliving his industrial correspondent glory days for all they're worth.

soulboy wrote: ↑Mon Jun 20, 2022 1:34 pm Juneteenth is a public holiday in his neck of the woods.

And a long fought for one, at that.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... rlord.html

Littlecock has a whinge about the unions.

If the civil service does go on strike this summer, will anyone actually notice?

Unions, utterly irrelevant yet the gravest danger the country faces.

And there's more! More anti-union crap.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... ckets.html

Aside from, suggesting Maxine Peake is dead, he also shows a complete misunderstanding of Rumpole of the Bailey. Plus some bollocks about trans people, witches, and anyone else he can think of.

I'm 55 and can just about remember Rumpole of the Bailey so I'm guessing a big chunk of the Mail readership are utterly clueless about who Rumpole was. Littlejohn is also seems to think that there are thousands of human rights lawyers in this country when in reality there are just a very few high profile law firms that deal with the majority of human rights cases.

satnav wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:11 pm I'm 55 and can just about remember Rumpole of the Bailey so I'm guessing a big chunk of the Mail readership are utterly clueless about who Rumpole was.

It's regularly on TPTV.

Mortimer’s final collection of stories ‘Rumpole Rests his case’ is still contemporary. Richard isn’t going to like what Rumpole’s up to.

See also Rumpole and the Fascist Beast, when he defended a racist he clearly had no time for but did so because he believed that everyone deserves the best legal representation. In fact, that was the thing John Mortimer expressed superbly, and which Littlejohn and his ilk can never understand - it doesn't matter who you are, and what you've done, justice overrides all.