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Why would these hypothetical Millwall fans be lamping petrol pumps to take out their frustrations?

One of the comments points out that an article about Police not tackling environmental protestors is illustrated with a picture of police arresting a protestor.

Without the cynical complicity of our former EU partners, we wouldn't have to send anyone to Rwanda.

'Look what you made me do! Stop making me hit you! Do you think I like doing this?'

Fucking self-important, blinkered, lickspittle little cunt.

Amazonian wrote: ↑Sun May 01, 2022 4:11 pm

Without the cynical complicity of our former EU partners, we wouldn't have to send anyone to Rwanda.

'Look what you made me do! Stop making me hit you! Do you think I like doing this?'

Fucking self-important, blinkered, lickspittle little cunt.

See also Russian talking points about Ukraine: 'if you keep arming them, the war will just go on longer!'

'Uh...'

I think we all know what his next column will be about.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... smear.html

Load of old bollocks about Starmer, curry, double standards, Angela Rayner being common, and wasn't everything better in the old days.

Cunt of the century.

People who live in glass bottles shouldn't throw mud.

That doesn't make any kind of sense.

How much does he get paid for this sub-year-ten rubbish?

Embittered Remainers were convulsed with self-righteous fury.

My wishfulfilment so wants to believe this conspiracy that they’ll be no Brexit without Johnson and its all a Remoaner plot to oust him. Only a lack of stupidity prevents me from doing so.

Mystic Macca does it again. A tribute to/biog of Dennis Waterman mixing some lifting from Wikipedia with some personal memories. Pity about the stupid Doctor Who jab at the end.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... erman.html

Does he mention the bit where Warterman punches Lenska for being too clever a woman?

Killer Whale wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 1:40 pm Does he mention the bit where Warterman punches Lenska for being too clever a woman?

Dopey birds need a bit of a slap now and again to show who's boss.

Couldn’t even be bothered to pick up the phone and write a decent obit for Dennis Waterman. If Minder relied on Littlejohn’s writing talent even Shane Richie wouldn’t turn up.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -down.html

Fucking hell. Drain the swamp. 5G conspiracy theories. Kill the enemy within. Crush the saboteurs.

The reason for this? WFH, which he bizarrely compares to the refusal of unions at British Leyland to modernise in the 70s. Oh, and JRM and his passive aggressive notes are just "characteristic courtesy" and "what managers do".

There's a dinosaur here, but it's not the civil service.

Diplodocunt.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... aggie.html

Thatcher. She's been dead for 9 years, Dickie. She's not going to shag you.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 7:57 am https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... aggie.html

Thatcher. She's been dead for 9 years, Dickie. She's not going to shag you.

Yeah, but he can still fap to it.

The statue story should have taken up no more than a couple of lines in an article but Britain's laziest journalist managed to drag the story out to a complete article.

It's a dream for him. Poncey public sector metrosexual, never done a day's real work, into the arts and that so probably a queeah, gestures, why are the lefties so rude, remember Scargill and Michael Foot, jab at Scousers, clever dick London types, he's as happy as a pig in shit.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... seams.html

Jubilee special, all going to the dogs thanks to WFHers (who in "any sane world" would be jammed like sardines into trains apparently), HR departments, police attending pride events, and the NHS.

He constantly goes on about the government's massive majority and how this policy or that are un-conservative, but does a great job of keeping one name out of it all.

Suck it up, cunt. This is the world you wanted and helped make, so enjoy it.

Take Wolfie Webster. He seems to have spent his entire career sucking on the public teat.

Before he got his latest gig in Leicester, he was head of exhibitions at a craft and design centre in that internationally renowned cultural citadel, Sleaford.

Now the Brexit vote is behind us, Littlejohn tells us what he really thinks about provincial Englanders with aspirations. Carrot crunchers who should should stick to banger racing.

Reminiscent of Hancock, when Sid James got him a gig at Giggleswick:

Hancock: Giggleswick? Never 'eard of it!
James: It's the cultural centre of the North!