Page 21 of 59
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:10 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
I'm pretty certain that the huge, middle-England responses to censuses of garden birds and mammals that we see from time to time indicate that his readership aren't with him on that one.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 5:40 am
by Boiler
Youngian wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 12:19 am
Wasn’t do-gooders halting projects to save newts, one of Littlejohn’s bug bears? That’s not how Middle England Tories, already angry about development, will see this.
Great Crested Newts certainly put spanners in the works during the "New Town" development of Peterborough... thank Heavens

Ended up with better green spaces.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 6:20 am
by Andy McDandy
Littlejohn writes for the sort of person who thinks that any sort of display of empathy or caring for someone outside your immediate family is akin to the worst sort of "poovery" imaginable. Mindset of the playground bully.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 10:30 am
by Youngian
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:10 am
I'm pretty certain that the huge, middle-England responses to censuses of garden birds and mammals that we see from time to time indicate that his readership aren't with him on that one.
I see it was the Thatcher goverment in 1981 that introduced the endagered speicies protection laws. She had good instincts about her people in Middle England . Thatcher never extended the full force of the free market to loss making rural post offices, red phone boxes and railway stations.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:04 am
by davidjay
Youngian wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 10:30 am
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:10 am
I'm pretty certain that the huge, middle-England responses to censuses of garden birds and mammals that we see from time to time indicate that his readership aren't with him on that one.
I see it was the Thatcher goverment in 1981 that introduced the endagered speicies protection laws. She had good instincts about her people in Middle England . Thatcher never extended the full force of the free market to loss making rural post offices, red phone boxes and railway stations.
Always make sure enough people were happy with you. That was her way.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:11 am
by Youngian
Wouldn't expect DUP creationists to wear masks. Or the Tories who aren't creationists but self centred wankers.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 11:57 pm
by MisterMuncher
It's a tired joke, indeed, but some of those folks ought to be grateful for the opportunity to hide their boats.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:59 am
by Youngian
Showbiz for ugly people.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:09 am
by Watchman
A face made for radio
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:24 pm
by MisterMuncher
Big Wee Ian in the background there. British Politics' own cockroach, absolutely unkillable and thick with shit
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:57 am
by The All New KevS
One of the few Tories who was masked was the Rt. Hon. Member for Maidenhead. Couple that with a pretty good speech laying into the pork haystack and I'm beginning to wonder if she wasn't so bad after all.
Yes, I know she was, but this is just evidence of how far we've fallen.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:42 am
by davidjay
The All New KevS wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:57 am
One of the few Tories who was masked was the Rt. Hon. Member for Maidenhead. Couple that with a pretty good speech laying into the pork haystack and I'm beginning to wonder if she wasn't so bad after all.
Yes, I know she was, but this is just evidence of how far we've fallen.
Like John Major, it shows the incompetence of their successors.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 7:13 am
by Youngian
Not as bad as Johnson and Cameron is praise so faint you need a radio telescope to detect it. May is cut from a different cloth to the other two by having a sense of duty to public office instead of entitlement.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 8:59 am
by Boiler
The All New KevS wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:57 am
One of the few Tories who was masked was the Rt. Hon. Member for Maidenhead.
A wise move, considering she's a Type I diabetic.
(Yes, I know most masks are designed to protect others from you, not you from others)
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 5:29 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Great effort here from another of the class of 2019.
It's worse than it sounds from this. Somebody calling themselves James O'Brien left a snarky comment on Dominic Raab's sponsored skydive page. Richardson tweets "James O'Brien is an arse as is well known but putting that on Dominic Raab's page..." She claimed she didn't mean the James O'Brien, and probably thought that was the end of it. She was then asked who this other well-known James O'Brien was. Oh dear. Hence this-
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 5:33 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Tories trying to rally the base here. This is good tactics if you're running in Alabama.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 8:00 am
by Youngian
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 9:48 am
by Abernathy
Vishnu on a fucking velocipede.
Just when you think the grotesque pantomime that is the Tory government can't get any worse, they throw something like this into the mix.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 9:49 am
by Malcolm Armsteen
Being good at hitting things with a bat and being a total Brexit bore are such transferrable skills.
Re: New Depths Plumbed While You Wait - The Tories Generally
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 9:57 am
by Malcolm Armsteen