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Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:34 am
by Boiler
So he wins again.

A little bit more of Britain dies.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:45 am
by Andy McDandy
To paraphrase Sartre, it's hard to argue (or reason, debate, indulge in civil discourse) with a thug (I think that basically sums up the mentality we're against) because they're never doing so in good faith - they're just waiting to get bored and tell you to fuck off or punch you in the face.

In his weekend column, the Fat Cunt weighed in on Fargle's side, saying that as Coutts was part-owned by NatWest, that meant it was part owned by the state, therefore DEMOCRASSEEE FREEZE PEACH and not so elite any more (complete with 'jokey' anecdote of him and his chums buying sticky buns from Eton's tuck shop with 50p Coutts cheques). Then a load of "Trump will be back, so there, lefties" crap.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:48 am
by Watchman
So is Cunt Face now going to fight for all asylum seekers to have bank accounts in order for them to become taxpayers here

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:04 am
by Bones McCoy
Spoonman wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:33 am Seriously, how in the actual fuck has all of this been deserving of headline news, with Cunty McCuntface now making demands of the NatWest board? By far the biggest manufactured controversy in the UK so far this decade, if not longer.
It helps a lot when you have one or more tame broadcast networks in your corner.
It helps a lot more when the rest of the broadcast media give the obvious tame shills a veil of credibility by echoing their talking points.

"Just saying what people are thinking".

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:06 am
by RedSparrows
It's all about feeding that vague, febrile, confused state of 'life's so unfair, and it's... it's... IT'S THEM WOT DONE IT'.

'Our hero is besmirched by the lefty powers that be! To arms, fellow yeomen! That'll solve our crippling sense of inadequacy, our mortgage rates, our potholed roads, our teenage childrens' resentment!' (now often with added 'fight the globalists, Margery!' to boot).

Farage as a figurehead for the disenchanted and the dispossessed has always been a sick joke, this is a near-pitch-black perfection of it.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:07 am
by Boiler
I see that he's now calling for the *whole* of the Nat West board to resign. Their share price has fallen.

I bet that shit Sunak will back him, too.

There's never a fucking asteroid coming towards the planet when you want one, is there?

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:36 am
by safe_timber_man
Snowflake.



Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:43 am
by Boiler
Doesn't matter - the harlot analogy applies. The BBC will be his next target (aided by a slavering client media), just you watch.

I was sitting at the bus stop just now and two young girls turned up and sat next to me. I wondered despairingly just what kind of a fucked-up world we're leaving for them but as they barged past me to get on the bus, I thought "maybe they'll fit in just fine."

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:45 am
by davidjay
Just what hold does he have over them? It can't just be needing to keep his headbangers onside; it must be something bigger than that.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:47 am
by Boiler
Of whom?

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 12:00 pm
by Andy McDandy
davidjay wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:45 am Just what hold does he have over them? It can't just be needing to keep his headbangers onside; it must be something bigger than that.
The very established establishment. Remember Sir Jimmy Fishpaste Goldsmith? Him of the Referendum Party? Remember how Alan Sked was nudged out of UKIP to turn it from an economic pressure group into a reactionary right wing party? Remember the links between Carrie Johnson and the Aspinalls (of Lucan fame) and their "nature reserves" in the more lawless parts of Africa, and the whole murky pile of hedge funds, paper companies in the bottom of a drawer, the PPE fraud, Crapita and G4S (an offshoot of extremely iffy US company Wackenhut) cleaning up public sector contracts, Michelle bloody Mone...

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 6:24 pm
by mattomac
At least Labour aren’t interested in it.

So I assume it seems to be an infection solely on that side. Just have to get rid.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:27 pm
by Bones McCoy
Idris Elba Cast As Nigel Farage In Movie About Coutts Bank Scandal

https://southendnewsnetwork.net/2023/07 ... IqCOu0w8CM
A source within a major Hollywood studio has confirmed that the English actor Idris Elba has been chosen to play Nigel Farage in an upcoming biographical movie about the Coutts banking scandal.

He also said that the star of The Wire and Luther has the option to remain in the role should there be any further movies in the franchise.

Yes: It's a spoof.
I like it because Farage and his fanboys would hate it.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:46 pm
by davidjay
Now here's a shock:


Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:35 am
by Youngian
Give this software to all savings account depositors and cut out the middle man
However, it is understood Marshall Wace’s bet against NatWest is mostly computer-driven.

The hedge fund has software it calls TOPS (Trade Optimised Portfolio System), which analyses the views of analysts and economists and gives indications where to invest.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:39 am
by Youngian
Bones McCoy wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 10:27 pm Idris Elba Cast As Nigel Farage In Movie About Coutts Bank Scandal

https://southendnewsnetwork.net/2023/07 ... IqCOu0w8CM
A source within a major Hollywood studio has confirmed that the English actor Idris Elba has been chosen to play Nigel Farage in an upcoming biographical movie about the Coutts banking scandal.

He also said that the star of The Wire and Luther has the option to remain in the role should there be any further movies in the franchise.

Yes: It's a spoof.
I like it because Farage and his fanboys would hate it.
Elba’s breakthrough role was as Russell ‘Stringer’ Bell, a social climbing crook who wasn’t as smart as he thought he was.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:18 am
by kreuzberger
"But, but, but! The NatWest belongs to the taxpayer", or so the narrative went until the evening of July 25th.

24 hours later and with Farage, Hunt, and Sunak having wiped a billion quid off its value, that strand of the story seems to have gone quiet. Weird.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:27 pm
by Bones McCoy
kreuzberger wrote: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:18 am "But, but, but! The NatWest belongs to the taxpayer", or so the narrative went until the evening of July 25th.

24 hours later and with Farage, Hunt, and Sunak having wiped a billion quid off its value, that strand of the story seems to have gone quiet. Weird.
And the Farage - Young - Sunak - Schapps - Braverman axis' antics have depressed the taxpayer's shareholding by an estimated £300 million.

Ritchie once again demonstrates his silicon valley Midas touch.

Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:57 pm
by Youngian
Why is Labour sticking its oar in with obfuscating whataboutery?
‘No one gives a stuff about Farage and his posho bank account,’ will do fine.




Re: Nargle Fargle

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:59 pm
by kreuzberger
Bones McCoy wrote: Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:27 pm
kreuzberger wrote: Thu Jul 27, 2023 9:18 am "But, but, but! The NatWest belongs to the taxpayer", or so the narrative went until the evening of July 25th.

24 hours later and with Farage, Hunt, and Sunak having wiped a billion quid off its value, that strand of the story seems to have gone quiet. Weird.
And the Farage - Young - Sunak - Schapps - Braverman axis' antics have depressed the taxpayer's shareholding by an estimated £300 million.

Ritchie once again demonstrates his silicon valley Midas touch.
I woke early today. Lecky-fag, coffee, slash, and back to the pit for the start of the Today Programme.

I swear that they were quoting a loss approaching £900m. Either which way, it's the Kwasification of a bank which was finally minding its own business.

EDIT; duh, yes. £300 million is that 30-odd percent stake.