Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.
What a guy.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:35 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
"Anything for the weekend, sir?"
Wait - he's got a hairdresser?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:51 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm
Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.
What a guy.
That sounds like a wind up, a joke about how shit his hair is.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:58 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Is Johnson's wife now briefing against him?!
Carrie Johnson openly questioned ChrisPincher's suitability as whip in 2017, Sky News understands
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:58 pm
by Bones McCoy
Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm
Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.
What a guy.
Hot on the heels of Carries gagging order. (I'm here all week folks).
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:59 pm
by Bones McCoy
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:35 pm
"Anything for the weekend, sir?"
Wait - he's got a hairdresser?
Yes, but not appointed for her Hairdressing skills.
Similar observations are possible about much of the cabinet.
Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:30 pm
Latest rumour is that he's knocked up his hairdresser, slapped an NDO on her, and packed her off to Canada.
What a guy.
Hot on the heels of Carries gagging order. (I'm here all week folks).
Zelensky was excited to hear in her previous role, Carrie gained experience in blowing up Russian choppers.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 10:45 pm
by Youngian
Even the missus is briefing against him
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:19 pm
by satnav
We have had yet another day when junior ministers have been dispatched to various newsrooms in the morning to defend Johnson claiming that he didn't know about the accusations about Pincher and then hours later Downing Street admits that Johnson did know of the allegations but decided that the benefits of appointing Pincher outweighed his shortcomings.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:43 am
by davidjay
Starmer's in for a bad day on Twitter tomorrow, then.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 10:55 am
by Tubby Isaacs
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:01 am
by Boiler
Tweet's been deleted, Tubbs?
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:08 am
by Tubby Isaacs
Don't know what happened there. It's still up.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:23 am
by Youngian
Those faces
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:40 am
by Boiler
Tubby Isaacs wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:08 am
Don't know what happened there. It's still up.
So it is...
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:47 am
by Tubby Isaacs
Youngian wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:23 am
Those faces
Is that Michelle Donelan near the camera? She looks about as happy as I was then when I got mumps at age 33.
Who's that other guy who the camera lingers on right at the end?
Zahawi is cheerful though, until Johnson starts speaking.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:03 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I was in the Cabinet with Boris Johnson.
Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 12:06 pm
by Youngian
So its not just the public Johnson speaks to like a children’s presenter addressing 10 year olds.
What the fuck do I do if I lose my seat? ponders Swellin, no legal practice will go near me.
