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I can't help thinking that Littlejohn is in the process of handing over the Cunt #1 baton to Dan Wootton who appears to be relishing the opportunity to prove himself in the role.

Wootton is cunt to the power of x compared to Littledick, Wootton is full on, permanent spiteful, nasty, sneering mode.
I was thinking, even Darce drew back from letting Mr Florida use the Ukraine as a back drop for a piece on Dadski’s Armyski

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... eting.html

Back after a break - his mother had died.

Column today is a nostalgia fest about the 70s, strikes, rising costs of living, and how kids today don't know what hardship is, flat screen TVs, mobile phones, never did a proper day's work etc...

As far as the snowflake generation is concerned, a real crisis will be when Waitrose runs out of quinoa and a bottle of charcoal water costs more than a litre of diesel (which it probably does already).

I have a memory of certain columnists accusing the lefty hippies of being sanctimonious wankers for wanting to turn their back on consumerism.

He’s getting the hang of this Google malarkey

The resultant increase in the cost of electricity jacked up the price of absolutely everything, until inflation hit 22.5 per cent in 1975.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 18, 2022 8:44 am https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... eting.html

Back after a break - his mother had died.

At her 90th birthday lunch, I found her washing her glasses in the sink in the men's toilets. 'You know this is the Gents', Mum?'

'Don't worry,' she said, 'I'm defining as non-binary today!'

Such is his reputation, I'm cynically skeptical about whether this minor anecdote of fond remembrance (that conveniently lines up exactly with his column's views, style of writing, and sense of humour) for a departed relative even actually happened.

EDIT: I also see she passed away in Detroit. Have any of the Littlejohn family actually been resident in Britain recently?

I'm not certain the cunt even had a mother.

Lived in Detroit? I thought that was gangster central with no-go zones for whitey

Watchman wrote: ↑Fri Mar 18, 2022 10:59 am Lived in Detroit? I thought that was gangster central with no-go zones for whitey

Lured over there with promises of endless silk stockings and Glen Miller concerts.
Decimated Detroit has large middle income suburbs and the city has welcomed Middle Eastern and European immigration to contribute to regeneration. Like Fatima, Ivan and Richard’s mum.

Apart from the odds on a 90 year old knowing much about non-binary gender definition, her birthday was at least three years ago. Was the issue in existence in 2019, or is Littlejohn now sinking so low that he uses his recently-deceased mother to make a cheap jibe?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... trage.html

OK, Cuntchops, what do you want to talk about?

Boris is great, everyone should shut up, police are soft, mental health jibe, what do "experts" know, net zero boo!, shut up you're past it, Boris is great, aren't my readers wonderful?

And BTL they're lapping it up.

Edward is correct and have no idea what Richard's saying but he's very angry.

Edward Gardiner, London, United Kingdom, 9 minutes ago
This article is even more stupid than Johnson's original speech and that was REALLY stupid.

Richard Allen, Bedford, 1 hour ago
NO, WELL EDUCATED RIFFRAFF WHO HAVE ACHIEVED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THEIR LIVES

I wouldn't say "well-educated" - but rather, "expensively-educated".

Like half of the cabinet Littlejohn has rushed out to defend Johnson's ridiculous comments just before Johnson has publicly tried to distance himself from his own remarks.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... k-now.html

You're all cowards, Covid never killed anyone, experts are talking rubbish etc.

Yup, he still is.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 25, 2022 10:23 am https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... k-now.html

You're all cowards, Covid never killed anyone, experts are talking rubbish etc.

Yup, he still is.

Without looking - we should all be back in 'the office'?

With a bit of kids, eh?, casual sexism and racism, and In My Day thrown in.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -head.html

The politics of resentment has no place in this column.

Look at Rishi Sunak! Look at his posh clothes! Look at his expensive trainers! What about the civil servants, all Peloton bikes and Netflix, having it easy?

Oh yeah, hee hee, a woman has got older. Hee hee, another woman had a man expose himself to her, serves her right because she supports trans rights, the silly cow. Hee hee, some people are still taking precautions which impact nobody but themselves, the sad bastards!

Cunt.

Andy McDandy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 29, 2022 8:58 amHee hee, some people are still taking precautions which impact nobody but themselves, the sad bastards!

Cunt.

See also: Fenton on Julia Dunning-Kruger.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... -cash.html

Cost of living crisis? It's all the fault of the caahncil and those young people with their mobile phones.

We get our bins emptied weekly, you can barely move for road repairs and contactless is the biggest boon to shopping in years. Bitingly accurate as ever, Dickie.