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Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2024 9:19 pm
by Andy McDandy
Personally, I'd go with Aztec Camera's "Good Morning Britain"
Jock's got a vote in Parochia
Ten long years and he's still got her
Paying tax and and doing stir
Worry about it later.
And the wind blows hot and the wind blows cold
But it blows us good so we've been told
Music's food 'til the art-biz folds
Let them all eat culture.

Chorus:
The past is steeped in shame,
But tomorrow's fair game,
For a life that's fit for living
Good morning Britain.

Twenty years and a loaded gun
Funerals, fear and the war ain't won
Paddy's just a figure of fun
It lightens up the danger.
And a corporal sneers at a catholic boy
And he eyes his gun like a rich man's toy
He's killing more than celtic joy
Death is not a stranger.

Taffy's time's gonna come one day
It's a loud sweet voice and it won't give way
A house is not a holiday
Your sons are leaving home Neil.
In the hills and the valleys and far away
You can hear the song of democracy
The echo of eternity
With a Rak-a-Rak-a feel.

Chorus

From the Tyne to where to the Thames does flow
My English brothers and sisters know
It's not a case of where you go
It's race and creed and colour.
From the police cell to the deep dark grave
On the underground's just a stop away
Don't be too black, don't be too gay
Just get a little duller.

But in this green and pleasant land,
Where I make my home, I make my stand
Make it cool just to be a man,
A uniform's a traitor.
Love is international
And if you stand or if you fall,
Just let them know you gave your all,
Worry about it later.

Chorus

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:09 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Nice of The Guardain to put the Starmer quote about the EU as its headine on the politics.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:50 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
He'll never recover from this.


Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:41 pm
by kreuzberger
The timeline looks like he skipped the chopped liver with the family last night and fileted the Rwanda fiasco instead.

Revenge is a dish best served etc etc.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:02 pm
by Bones McCoy
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:50 pm He'll never recover from this.

There's a football game on.
Unfortunately Scotland, Wales and N. Iron are no longer in the contest.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:03 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I've got a funny feeling flying the Scotland flag in Downing Street would be wrong as well.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:14 pm
by kreuzberger
Maybe, they only fly one at a time and then hoist a different one after the cat is put out. The hammer and sickle, perhaps?

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2024 11:35 pm
by Bones McCoy
Starmer PM and England win a penalty shoot out.

THIS IS NO CONINCIDENCE PEOPLE - FACT!!!

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 10:01 am
by Youngian
Well England never tires of wanging on about 1966.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 10:04 am
by Youngian
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 2:50 pm He'll never recover from this.

Keir supports English independence! Huge if true. Would that mean he supports Scottish independence?

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 11:23 am
by Tubby Isaacs
The 90 seat hit list seems to be all the ones where they're second, plus one more. Majorities in lots of these seats are pretty substantial.


Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:12 pm
by Bones McCoy
kreuzberger wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 9:14 pm Maybe, they only fly one at a time and then hoist a different one after the cat is put out. The hammer and sickle, perhaps?
That'll be after 6pm on Friday when Stalin Rayner takes charge.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:15 pm
by Youngian
Tarantino’s 30 year old debut classic is a bit contemporary for Reform voters. Should have Photoshopped Nigel and Lee’s heads on John Thaw and Dennis Waterman saying; “You’re nicked, Starmer!” How we laughed.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:37 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
>test<

Trying to post a TweeX that has been successfully posted.

https://x.com/kateferguson4/status/1809 ... _&ref_url=

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Why isn't this working for me? Eh? Eh?
What are you doing that I'm not, Tubbz?

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:41 pm
by Bones McCoy
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 11:23 am The 90 seat hit list seems to be all the ones where they're second, plus one more. Majorities in lots of these seats are pretty substantial.

Reservoir Frogs.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:56 pm
by RedSparrows
One party insider said 'hear ye hear ye, us men who never grew up are here to shit cliche, watch out establishment!!'.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:59 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
On the plus side, Farage's very unpopular views on things like cuts and the NHS are going to get a fair bit more attention. These are not going to be winners in Sunderland.

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 3:19 pm
by Andy McDandy
Bones McCoy wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:41 pm
Reservoir Frogs.
Jingo Unchained

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 3:29 pm
by Dalem Lake
Andy McDandy wrote:
Bones McCoy wrote: Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:41 pm
Reservoir Frogs.
Jingo Unchained
Once Upon A Time in Gammonwood

Re: Keir Starmer

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2024 3:38 pm
by davidjay
There's a lot of pointing out the Reservoir Dogs plot there.