[davidjay]

The irony of Boris Johnson telling us not to believe what someone says.

[Andy McDandy]

When will people learn that "he's always nice to me" isn't a very convincing argument?

[davidjay]

When will people learn that "he's always nice to me" isn't a very convincing argument?

"You have to speak as you find," when the sly, snide lying bastard to you smiles politely at your friend.

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... ion_mobile

Freeze peach crap. You can't say anything these days, unless you can.

Whatever Alison Pearson said, it likely wasn't just "expressing support for Israel". It's also her efforts that have made this such a big deal for some.

[Rosvanian]

The world really has gone to shit when Alison Pearson is being hailed as a victim. Fucking depressing.

[The Weeping Angel]

Boris of course neglects to mention that he introduced the legislation.

[kreuzberger]

The world really has gone to shit when Alison Pearson is being hailed as a victim. Fucking depressing.

It's an open and shut case that she is he victim here. Except she isn't. And she is lying. And she has landed in hot water her employers as well as her co-conspirators across the filth estate.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cev9nxnygzpo

Police defend investigation into journalist's social media post

Clue: bodycam footage.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Fuck around and find out?

[Youngian]

Pearson is a nasty bigot who spews out far worse than the offending Tweet.

[mattomac]

I see several idiots have made even more of an idiot of themselves.

Not surprised to see Chris Philip there, they need to learn how to keep their mouths shut before the truth comes out.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

This is an alternative truth.

[kreuzberger]

Fuck around and find out?

Two-tier policing or does Roedean have more in common with Rotherham that it would dare to have thought?

Delicious ...

[Andy McDandy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/arti ... on_desktop

He's been on a jolly to Easter Island. He's wandered all over the Moai statues despite them being off limits, but hey, it's just a rule. There to be broken. Meanwhile he's worked out what the statues were all about, such a fucking scholar, even though by his own admission he knows nothing about the place and spent his first year at university pissed on taxpayers' money. So that's where it comes from.

BTW a box under the article says that a holiday to Easter Island (not necessarily the trip he took) costs over £11,000 per person, not including flights. Freeloading cunt.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/arti ... on_desktop

Shite about the Gaza war and why Labour are meanies.

[Youngian]

Add travel writing to the activities he's totally devoid of talent.

This is Chile’s Easter Island – but it could be the west coast of Ireland, except for these strange green conical volcanoes, hundreds of metres high.

If the islands of Polynesia were a solar system, this would be Pluto. If they were the dots on the old Central Line tube map, then this would be Ongar. My wife, Carrie, and I have come to the world’s last bus stop, the back of beyond, a tiny pimple on the rear end of nowhere.

[Andy McDandy]

Also, it's neither the most remote inhabited (that's Tristan de Cunha) or most remote full stop (that's Bouvet) island.

It is close to HP Lovecraft's imagined undersea city of R'lyeh where dread Cthulhu lies not dead but dreaming, waiting for the stars to be right and his time will come again. So they're used to shaggy monsters slobbering all over the place and infesting everything with their innate corruption.

[Bones McCoy]

Johnson has a lot more in common with the Pitcairners.

[satnav]

Can somebody supply a tin of polish for Johnson's brass neck.

Starmer picked a fraudster for his Cabinet because he is fraudster-in-chief. And he knows, in his heart, that the whole government is a fraud

Given that this story on broke in the last 24 hours it is fair to say that Johnson had not prepared anything else for today's column so he cobbled together this bag of shite at the last minute.

[Youngian]

Starmer, the man who pulled the rug from under you and now has your old job, Mr Johnson. And his huge parliamentary party doesn’t even loath him.

[davidjay]

Can somebody supply a tin of polish for Johnson's brass neck.

Starmer picked a fraudster for his Cabinet because he is fraudster-in-chief. And he knows, in his heart, that the whole government is a fraud

Given that this story on broke in the last 24 hours it is fair to say that Johnson had not prepared anything else for today's column so he cobbled together this bag of shite at the last minute.

It's more likely that he knew in advance.

[Crabcakes]

If he projects any harder his teeth will fly out.