Re: Sugar's Shits
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2025 9:00 am
Two thirds of the way through, and it's even beginning to dawn on Sranal that this year's crop are all a bit shit.
How shit? Well, let's take last night. Down to 10 candidates, and they're set the task of cooking up a new brand of hot sauce and marketing it all within 2 days. Despite this being the sort of thing people spend years working on, and being split into teams in a way that would never happen in reality, off they fuck to do their worst.
And boy, do they ever. Team one produce a generic chilli sauce, and film an ad set in a women's prison that resembles a porn film. Team leader listens to nobody, sidelines everyone, and blames everyone else for their failure.
Team two make a sludge that can't come out of the bottle, shoot an ad that doesn't feature said bottle at all, and waste time. Team leader listens to nobody, sidelines everyone, and blames everyone else for their failure.
Back in the boardroom, Sweetex is appalled. If he makes either team the winner, he looks stupid. So he decides that both teams have failed miserably. Then he fires one off each team - Emma (vaguely fascist posh totty) and Melica (who has a GCSE in drama, dontcherknow?), because they did nothing except point out how shit things were.
They should have owned that. Said that they were the least responsible for the cumulative cock ups. Oh well, looks now like it'll be Mia as favourite to win, out of the now sexually balanced final 8.
How shit? Well, let's take last night. Down to 10 candidates, and they're set the task of cooking up a new brand of hot sauce and marketing it all within 2 days. Despite this being the sort of thing people spend years working on, and being split into teams in a way that would never happen in reality, off they fuck to do their worst.
And boy, do they ever. Team one produce a generic chilli sauce, and film an ad set in a women's prison that resembles a porn film. Team leader listens to nobody, sidelines everyone, and blames everyone else for their failure.
Team two make a sludge that can't come out of the bottle, shoot an ad that doesn't feature said bottle at all, and waste time. Team leader listens to nobody, sidelines everyone, and blames everyone else for their failure.
Back in the boardroom, Sweetex is appalled. If he makes either team the winner, he looks stupid. So he decides that both teams have failed miserably. Then he fires one off each team - Emma (vaguely fascist posh totty) and Melica (who has a GCSE in drama, dontcherknow?), because they did nothing except point out how shit things were.
They should have owned that. Said that they were the least responsible for the cumulative cock ups. Oh well, looks now like it'll be Mia as favourite to win, out of the now sexually balanced final 8.