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I’ve just looked at his memes

Ffs….

Have I Got News was worth watching for Hislop. Meanwhile...

Local Press loves giant poppies


Giant poppy created for Remembrance Day

https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/education/w ... py-8458340

Drax Power Station projects giant poppy to mark Remembrance Sunday

https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/196943 ... ce-sunday/

Local Press loves giant poppies
Giant poppy created for Remembrance Day
https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/education/w ... py-8458340

It keeps the divvy kids busy while the rest of the class perfect their dovetail joints.

Youngian wrote: ↑Sat Nov 06, 2021 8:14 am

Local Press loves giant poppies
Giant poppy created for Remembrance Day
https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/education/w ... py-8458340

It keeps the divvy kids busy while the rest of the class perfect their dovetail joints.

Yeah, but the librul teachin onions will make them pante it wyte.

This isn’t a normal country

There's showing respect and there's being a cunt. You don't have to be Stephen Hawking to work out which one that is.

Mailwatchers, see those boats in the background? Get yersels on a couple and set sail for the farthest shores possible, claiming asylum when you get there.

(In time honoured tradition; Abernathay as Seamen Stains, obvs. We'll draw straws for Roger the Cabin Boy.)

Youngian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 7:04 pm This isn’t a normal country

Define normal country.

kreuzberger wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 7:57 pm Mailwatchers, see those boats in the background? Get yersels on a couple and set sail for the farthest shores possible, claiming asylum when you get there.

(In time honoured tradition; Abernathay as Seamen Stains, obvs. We'll draw straws for Roger the Cabin Boy.)

Older Mailwatchers may recall that I once was Roger the Cabin Boy (along with various other Rogers) btl on Mailonline. You're welcome to draw straws for me if you wish, but I warn you, I'll go down fighting.
And I can be surprisingly tenacious when backed into a corner.

Youngian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 7:04 pm This isn’t a normal country

I've honestly no idea how the owner of that vehicle wants me to respond to that.

OMFG!

Captain Tom Moore Candle
5.0 2 reviews
Regular price£19.00
QUANTITY
1
Description
BUY TWO PRAYER CANDLES, GET ONE FREE!! Just add all three candles to your basket and your discount will be automatically applied. DIVINE.
THIS GUY. Proceeds from sales of this one to the NHS. Natch.

7 x 2.5 girthy inches of long-burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle
Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container
Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site
https://www.mysaintedaunt.com/products/ ... a0QAvD_BwE

Do people *really* buy this shit? :vomiting smiley we haven't got:*



*Hint

Some people shouldn't be allowed in the same room as social media until they've had it independently confirmed that their brane is working.

I'm sure no offence was intended.

Cyclist wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:56 am OMFG!

Captain Tom Moore Candle
5.0 2 reviews
Regular price£19.00
QUANTITY
1
Description
BUY TWO PRAYER CANDLES, GET ONE FREE!! Just add all three candles to your basket and your discount will be automatically applied. DIVINE.
THIS GUY. Proceeds from sales of this one to the NHS. Natch.

7 x 2.5 girthy inches of long-burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle
Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container
Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site
https://www.mysaintedaunt.com/products/ ... a0QAvD_BwE

Do people *really* buy this shit? :vomiting smiley we haven't got:*

*Hint

Over the last year, I've seen a few odd products bearing Tom Moore's likeness which I just shrug off as an oddity of capitalism.

The very same website sells basically the same stuff but with Jeremy Corbyn's face plastered on instead.

Reminds me of a company I heard about that made statues of saints for Catholic churches, but only had a few basic patterns. Consequently they all had the same faces, but you could opt for with/without beard, your choice of skin colour, and a variety of 'props' to differentiate them.

Nothing says devotion like modular assembly.

I missed the Remebrance Service today, for the first time in 30 years. Feeling very old and tired at the moment, and my ankle/Achilles is playing up, so couldn't walk there. A bit sad, really.

But the anti-vaxxers showed up, according to Spike.

Cyclist wrote: ↑Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:56 am
Do people *really* buy this shit? :vomiting smiley we haven't got:*



*Hint

It's clearly supposed to be humorous, check out who else is available. https://www.mysaintedaunt.com/collectio ... er-candles