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Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:20 am
by Andy McDandy
Youngian wrote: Sat Jul 24, 2021 10:57 am
Cyclist wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 6:36 pm The only reason I can think of for describing Irish cross-border trade as a problem and not wanting to encourage more of it is because the Tories fully intended to reinstate the hard border, call in the army, and turn the clock back to the 1970s.

Please someone, tell me I'm wrong.
DUP, Gove and a few others maybe. Most of the ERG think there’s a country called Southern Ireland full of happy farmers jigging with a pig under their arms. Brexiters did dedicate some of their massive brain power to Ireland and there were three camps; The good ol’ Paddies will back us against the Krauts, Frogs and Wops. Then there’s the traditional ‘we’ll show the Micks who’s boss’ if they step out of line (See Priti Patel). And down at Arkham Asylum is Farage and Hoey who predicted Ireland would rejoin the UK to grab a slice of the Brexit boom.

Worth grasping Irish politics even if not interested to illuminate the stupidity of the moron bottom feeders running this state.
Just big kids really. One day they'll see sense and stop their tantrum and come back home.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:36 am
by MisterMuncher
They've never, ever embraced the idea of Irish. Same as Scottish or Welsh. It's just an inability to embrace a post-colonial world. There's an expectation we'll all turn around and say "Actually, fuck it. Never mind all that unpleasantness. Thanks for the language and the railways. Tell us what to do". Go deeper, you'll see the same thing with India, Australia, South Africa &c.

I'm as mild a man as can be, but they do somewhat awaken the inner Chuckie*. What they haven't considered is that it isn't 1970, there's a couple of thousand border crossings now, and they'd be faced with the power of a few hundred thousand people engaged in malicious compliance as only the Irish can do every single day. Britain would be bankrupt in a week. Never mind the dissidents. Seamie has a job in Dublin, but he lives in Newry. He has a van, and five lads in the back. They'll be different lads every day. He lives to fuck with you. An Gardaí don't give a fuck. Seamie is one of 5000. He's an honest fella. Good luck with the shady types.

* Not, of course, that you'd ever hear me going "Tiocfíadh ár lá", because I didn't learn Irish in Long Kesh, and the proper idiomatic expression is "Beidh ár lá Linn".

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:00 am
by Youngian
MisterMuncher wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:36 am They've never, ever embraced the idea of Irish. Same as Scottish or Welsh. It's just an inability to embrace a post-colonial world. There's an expectation we'll all turn around and say "Actually, fuck it. Never mind all that unpleasantness. Thanks for the language and the railways. Tell us what to do". Go deeper, you'll see the same thing with India, Australia, South Africa &c.
You were saying

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:17 am
by MisterMuncher
It's curious to see that mindset in the wild these days. It's just not realistic in this day and age. Socially and industrially, north and south are integrated to a degree beyond orange and green politics that just cannot be unpicked. It's not niavete to assume that can be steamrolled, it's fucking stupidity.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 2:49 pm
by Youngian
Owen Jones makes it clear to Carole Malone he’s no EU cheerleader in the hope this might help her listen to him explain a very simple concept. To no avail

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:05 pm
by RedSparrows
Jeremy Vine playing with a straight bat is everything that should fucking fuck off; Malone is beyond contempt. That bit at the end that's cut off about 'being an open country' is peak-Farage troll also.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 5:24 pm
by Youngian
Bloody health and safety
'I made a mistake voting for Brexit' says business owner as stock sits waiting to leave warehouse

company director Maxine Sault, who says she now believes she made a mistake in voting for Brexit

“I am wondering whether I have been weirdly transported to another planet where exporting my goods to Europe has been banned,” said Mrs Sault, who has run C & M Global and Toys 4 Life at Bednall, near Stafford, with her daughter Charlotte Stokes for six years.

“I am wondering why on earth did I vote for Brexit,” she said. She explained that other businesses she was speaking to were also having difficulties.

She admits to having voted ‘leave’ because she was sick of employment and health and safety rules originating from Brussels. https://www.expressandstar.com/news/bus ... 1zT9RNNXLs

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 6:21 pm
by mattomac
Youngian wrote: Sun Aug 08, 2021 5:24 pm Bloody health and safety
'I made a mistake voting for Brexit' says business owner as stock sits waiting to leave warehouse

company director Maxine Sault, who says she now believes she made a mistake in voting for Brexit

“I am wondering whether I have been weirdly transported to another planet where exporting my goods to Europe has been banned,” said Mrs Sault, who has run C & M Global and Toys 4 Life at Bednall, near Stafford, with her daughter Charlotte Stokes for six years.

“I am wondering why on earth did I vote for Brexit,” she said. She explained that other businesses she was speaking to were also having difficulties.

She admits to having voted ‘leave’ because she was sick of employment and health and safety rules originating from Brussels. https://www.expressandstar.com/news/bus ... 1zT9RNNXLs
“I voted leave to shit on my employees” well go fuck yourself then.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 6:32 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
mattomac wrote: Sun Aug 08, 2021 6:21 pm

“I voted leave to shit on my employees” well go fuck yourself then.
This. This fucking this.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 6:56 pm
by Boiler
mattomac wrote: Sun Aug 08, 2021 6:21 pm
Youngian wrote: Sun Aug 08, 2021 5:24 pm Bloody health and safety
'I made a mistake voting for Brexit' says business owner as stock sits waiting to leave warehouse

company director Maxine Sault, who says she now believes she made a mistake in voting for Brexit

“I am wondering whether I have been weirdly transported to another planet where exporting my goods to Europe has been banned,” said Mrs Sault, who has run C & M Global and Toys 4 Life at Bednall, near Stafford, with her daughter Charlotte Stokes for six years.

“I am wondering why on earth did I vote for Brexit,” she said. She explained that other businesses she was speaking to were also having difficulties.

She admits to having voted ‘leave’ because she was sick of employment and health and safety rules originating from Brussels. https://www.expressandstar.com/news/bus ... 1zT9RNNXLs
“I voted leave to shit on my employees” well go fuck yourself then.
Many voted leave because they were promised a bonfire of red tape and were hoping things like the Working Time Directive would be the first to be slung on that bonfire, never mind Working At Heights, Electricity At Work and a whole myriad of other things that make workplaces safer.

Then Covid happened: and now employees would seem - for now at least - to hold all the cards. If a company boss tries to insist on forcing employees back to a shitty commute in an office five days a week, they're liable to be met with a resounding "fuck you, I'll go elsewhere and find somewhere they'll let me work more flexibly". Farmers are learning the hard way that English people aren't queueing up to do the jobs their cheap and far more hard-working EU workers did. The days of getting housewives to break their backs singling beet for a few bob back in the 60s/70s are long, long gone.

As long as the only victims in all this are greedy cunts who'd fuck their fellow man over so they can buy a shit Range Rover I'll be happy.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 8:30 pm
by kreuzberger
It is somewhat optimistic to hope that only the greedy cunts get to feel the brexit blast. The laws of physics dictate that shit floats down hill. That a few knuckle-dragging racists will be caught in the back-wash, doesn't ease the pain

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:58 pm
by davidjay
Lessons from history - the Black Death helped bring about the end of the feudal system.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:32 am
by Oboogie
davidjay wrote: Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:58 pm Lessons from history - the Black Death helped bring about the end of the feudal system.
It's a nice idea but the obvious difference is that the Black Death killed 30-40% of the English population causing such a shortage of labour that the balance of power shifted significantly.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 11:15 am
by Cyclist
Brexit is rubbish and it's all Starmer's fault...

Tory MP and self-styled ‘hardman of Brexit’ now says Brexit is a fiasco

Steve Baker has ruffled a few feathers after he branded Brexit a “fiasco” and indicated that politicians such as Sir Keir Starmer could be to blame for it.

The self-styled ‘Brexit hardman’ and former deputy chairman of the ERG took to Twitter to bemoan the ‘policymaking elite’, seemingly forgetting that he was Brexit minister from June 2017 and July 2018.

His comments come as a post-Brexit masterplan was unveiled to merge London with Amsterdam in a bid to plug financial trade lost to Brexit.

Earlier this month the governor of the Bank of England, Andrew Bailey, said he does not expect the EU to open the doors to UK financial services exports after Brexit...


...He tweeted: “Keir Starmer’s comments about #NetZero remind us that he’s part of the policymaking elite who have decided to make us poorer and colder.

“Politicians need to level with the public about the scale of change needed in our lives so we don’t have another political fiasco like Brexit.”...

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/polit ... co-284751/


Isn't it funny how none of the people who create utter shit are to blame for creating utter shit.? This is akin to a toddler sitting in a smashed greenhouse with a hammer in his hand saying "Some big boys done it and run away", and just about as believable.



"Steve, I bring terrible news. It’s your Brexit. It’s your ‘fiasco’. You were at the epicentre of the policy-making elite who pushed it through, without scrutiny, in the harshest terms possible," Sue Perkins tweeted.
This ^ ^ ^

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:51 pm
by Boiler
Mr. Baker seems to forget that in the "Red Wall" seats, Starmer was viewed as a 'traitor' to the Brexit cause and thus the Tories hoovered up the "Brexit über alles" vote preferred by those who wished to "rid the country of EU Red Tape" / "chuck out all the forrins (but how DARE you call me a racist!)" vote. Thus the eighty majority his party now enjoys was from people who wanted to see the UK have an ERG-style exit. Which, I seem to recall, Mr. Baker was a member of. That Project Fear you and that rubber-faced twat Gove rubbished? Looks a bit real now, doesn't it? Increasingly empty shelves in Waitrose*, British produce rotting in the fields... all yours, mate.

It's no good having buyers remorse now, Mr. Baker. You got what you wanted, now you have to look at what you bought for ever.

*other supermarkets are available.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:09 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Brexit's done, is it? I thought we were having to renegotiate a big part of it because it wasn't done properly.

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Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:26 pm
by Boiler
Vodafone is now following EE's lead and reintroducing roaming charges from January.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-58146039

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Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:58 pm
by Bones McCoy
Perhaps the Farmers and Fishers brexit that Farage, Montgomerie and Baker promised was always a mirage.

Instead we're getting the Spivs and Sweatshops Brexit that was always the plan.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:54 pm
by Boiler
Nail ---> head there, Bones. This was always about turning the UK into Singapore with a temperate climate.

Re: Brexit F***wit Thread

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 5:02 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
For the ERG, but I think Johnson was 50% "no more straight bananas" and 50% personal ambition.