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Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:22 pm
by Spoonman
Some of you may recognise this kitten - I've posted this pic of her in the gallery thread before. Her name is Tilly...

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...in her lifetime, Tilly has seen four chancellors of the exchequer, four education secretaries, three home secretaries, three health secretaries, two prime ministers and two British monarchs.

Tilly is five months old.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 2:51 pm
by Crabcakes
Johnson is expected to stand.

They really are that fucking insane, it seems.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 5:39 pm
by Bones McCoy
That's four Horocruxes destroyed.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:22 pm
by soulboy
160,000 Tory party members are likely to be given an online vote on final two
What's that Mum? Need some help with your computer? Sorry, I'm flat out.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:22 am
by Crabcakes
New poll. This, if enacted at a GE, would give the Tories 0 (zero) MPs. This is genuinely an extinction-level event for them.


Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:28 am
by Youngian
Crabcakes wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:22 am New poll. This, if enacted at a GE, would give the Tories 0 (zero) MPs. This is genuinely an extinction-level event for them.

Tempting for Labour supporters who are polled in future to pretend to vote Lib Dem. Just for the crack of seeing the Tories plummet to third place.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:22 am
by Samanfur
This article from the FT seems apt:

Quantifying Britain’s moron risk premium

Britain has finally got its longed-for exceptionalism in recent weeks, experiencing a yadda yadda yadda (you know the story).

Not a whole lot of value has emerged from the past month’s omnishambles, but one valuable development is the coining of “moron risk premium” — in short, the extra money the UK is paying to borrow because its leaders are a few sandwiches short of a tea party.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 12:33 pm
by Yug
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Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:26 pm
by Bones McCoy
A prediction.

On Monday, Sir Graham Brady will read out the nominations.
There will be one name: Rishi Sunak.

Membership will fling an impotent wobbler.
But Tufton and Fleet Street's won't let it lie.

Cue two more years of anarchy.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:21 pm
by The Weeping Angel

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:42 pm
by Crabcakes
Bones McCoy wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:26 pm A prediction.

On Monday, Sir Graham Brady will read out the nominations.
There will be one name: Rishi Sunak.

Membership will fling an impotent wobbler.
But Tufton and Fleet Street's won't let it lie.

Cue two more years of anarchy.
It may not be 2 years. Rumour has it Sunak’s plan is apparently steady the ship and then GE in May combined with local elections (when Tories tend to do a bit better).

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:40 pm
by Youngian
Is Sunak part of the WEF Remoaner blob coup? The Boris loons aren’t going to take Rishi’s coronation lightly.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:00 pm
by Bones McCoy
Youngian wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:40 pm Is Sunak part of the WEF Remoaner blob coup? The Boris loons aren’t going to take Rishi’s coronation lightly.
Also a P-word.
Most of the membership are still furious with Gandhi.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:13 pm
by Oboogie
Bones McCoy wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:00 pm
Youngian wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:40 pm Is Sunak part of the WEF Remoaner blob coup? The Boris loons aren’t going to take Rishi’s coronation lightly.
Also a P-word.
Most of the membership are still furious with Gandhi.
Ghandi who famously wasn't a "P-word", he really made quite a point of it!

But I doubt most Tory members would appreciate the distinction.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:51 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
I think Johnson is stuck.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 3:38 pm
by Crabcakes
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:51 pm I think Johnson is stuck.
In Gatwick? Hope they’re not letting him back in as a convicted undesirable :lol:

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:10 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Reports that he has his 100 nominations.

This is utterly unbelievable...

>edit<

It is. That's 'Dudders' saying that. In fact 50 have publicly come out...

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:37 pm
by Oboogie
Tubby Isaacs wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:51 pm I think Johnson is stuck.
So he is!

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:31 pm
by davidjay
Malcolm Armsteen wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:10 pm Reports that he has his 100 nominations.

This is utterly unbelievable...

>edit<

It is. That's 'Dudders' saying that. In fact 50 have publicly come out...
Boris lying? Surely not.

Re: Conservatives Generally

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2022 9:00 pm
by satnav
There seems to be quite a bit of sniping towards Penny Mourdaunt at the moment which may suggest she is currently in the way of Johnson getting the numbers he needs to enter the race.

I wonder what happens if we end in a situation where Johnson eventually scrapes together around 100 backers and then Rishi gets around 250. Would the membership really back Johnson knowing that two thirds of MPs don't support him?