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Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:36 pm
by soulboy
When BTL goes ATL.
PETROL BOMBER ATTACKS MIGRANT CENTRE
Three firebombs thrown into Dover facility
Conditions worsening at 2nd Kent unit
Channel arrivals now near to 40,000 this year
My bold emphasis.
The best selling newspaper in the country has a front page that essentially says "yebbut if they weren't over here..."
Cunts.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:42 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
davidjay wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:32 pm
Oops.:
Funny thing is, almost everybody commenting recognises a parody when they see one - no 'furious backlash' at all...
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:58 pm
by mattomac
Is this person not a terrorist? Seems pretty obvious to me.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 11:32 am
by Bones McCoy
Again the dissonance.
Headline: Baaad immigrants - enough is enough.
Sidebar: Our tennis girl - from a family of Chinese Pomanian immigrants.
Give it 20 years and nobody will be buying newspapers.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:13 pm
by Youngian
The culture war comes for the weathermen, watch your back traffic wardens. What do they know? Michael Fish, hurricane, they said they’d be an ice age, blah blah
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2022 5:13 pm
by Oboogie
The MET office DID predict the big freeze, I check it most days and it's been spot on - allowing for the fact their local measuring station isn't actually in our garden.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2022 5:27 pm
by Abernathy
Free dead Brenda calendar? Who the fuck wants one of them?
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2022 5:41 pm
by Oboogie
Abernathy wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 5:27 pm
Free dead Brenda calendar? Who the fuck wants one of them?
Would it not be more in the spirit of Monarchism to have a live King calendar, "The Queen is dead, long live the King!" etc etc?
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:40 pm
by soulboy
And an exclusive sidebar of MEGHAN KILLED THE QUEEN!!!!1!
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2022 10:53 pm
by MisterMuncher
She was grand when it was just her own son being a nonce and needing to pay off some strumpet to keep him out of the clink, but that Meghan was just too much.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:20 am
by soulboy
The dead tree Daily Mail is leading with this today.
Britain's business leaders blast Rishi Sunak for 'spectacular own goal' over the hated tourist tax
They have published at least ten other articles and opinion pieces on this over the last two days, including the Daily Mail Comment editorial.
I've not looked at the maths to see if there is a net benefit but the optics aren't great. Tax cuts for the right sort of forrins?
Is there really a huge market of tourists who fancy seeing Buckingham Palace and Madame Tussaud's but see a 20% discount on a Burberry scarf from Harrods as a deal breaker on the trip? How are the little Englander Mailites going to get their two minute hate over this?
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:36 am
by Watchman
And who exactly hates it? There is again, the language of fermenting anger and division
So how does it work; I assume business cannot simply reduce everything by 20%, and that tourists have to claim VAT back, do they have to this on returning home? Can they be arsed? Is it only worth it on high value goods?
All seems a bit of a moan about nothing in particular
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:39 am
by Andy McDandy
Where do Lord and Lady Rothermere live, again?
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 11:30 am
by MisterMuncher
What's to stop a guy like me handing money to my mate down in Dundalk to head up to Belfast and buy shit, then split the difference later?
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:06 am
by Yug
Mail readers must be especially thick and ignorant* if this is actually true
People are only just finding out what the symbols 'GR' and 'ER' on postboxes mean - do YOU know their meaning?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/week ... -mean.html
* Ok. We know they're thick and ignorant, but this is special, even for them.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:19 am
by Youngian
MisterMuncher wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 11:30 am
What's to stop a guy like me handing money to my mate down in Dundalk to head up to Belfast and buy shit, then split the difference later?
20th century border smuggling tales in Ireland are like Minder capers in wellies.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:23 am
by soulboy
But not all postboxses are all the same...
F7 is your friend.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:49 am
by Andy McDandy
Desperate space filling, anything vaguely royal will do.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:45 am
by soulboy
Today's Daily Mail front page.
A VISION OF KEIR'S BRITAIN
Accompanied by two photos of, checks notes, Sunak's Britain.
And the fragrant Nadine sobbing into her gin.
Re: Mail Headlines
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:49 am
by Watchman
Nadine, sorry love he’s given it to a younger girl