[satnav]

I think the producers of the show have really missed a trick with the evictions. Instead of booing or cheering when someone is evicted there should be deadly silenced followed by a single gunshot. I think that would give the rest of the housemates a few sleepless nights.

[Youngian]

I don't recall these golden shares or the Commission moving against state shareholdings.
Wokingham's finest still in a world of his own.

[Abernathy]

SIR Grant Shapps. Fuck. a. Duck.

[Boiler]

What about his alter egos though?

[kreuzberger]

The wrong cousin got the K.

Lord Mick Jones of Westway would have been infinitely more preferable.

[Youngian]

Fabric Cunt first to be voted off a shit TV show;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5xkrynrv1o

Mickey Rourke is in this
As Trainspotting's Sick Boy may observe; The Wrestler was a blip in an otherwise downward trajectory in his career.

[Boiler]

Correction - was in this. He's been asked to leave.

[Andy McDandy]

His career since Angel Heart has basically resembled the last shot of Angel Heart*.

*Abers - him in a lift, descending into hell.

[Watchman]

The wrong cousin got the K.

Lord Mick Jones of Westway would have been infinitely more preferable.

I’m going with Lord Casbah

[Boiler]

Tut tut.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c230pvpdek9o

Fifteen people including former Conservative MP Craig Williams have been charged with betting offences by the Gambling Commission. The investigation was launched last year following bets placed on the timing of the 2024 general election.

The commission said the investigation focused on individuals "suspected of using confidential information - specifically advance knowledge of the proposed election date - to gain an unfair advantage in betting markets".

Before the election was called, Williams was the MP for Montgomeryshire and an aide to then-Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. The group of those charged includes Russell George, a Member of the Senedd, who was suspended from the Welsh Conservative group after he was charged. Others charged include Laura Saunders, the former Conservative parliamentary candidate in Bristol North West, and her partner Anthony Lee, a former director of campaigning for the Conservatives; Thomas James, the director of the Welsh Conservatives and Nick Mason, a former chief data officer for the party.

[Bones McCoy]

Tut tut.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c230pvpdek9o

Fifteen people including former Conservative MP Craig Williams have been charged with betting offences by the Gambling Commission. The investigation was launched last year following bets placed on the timing of the 2024 general election.

The commission said the investigation focused on individuals "suspected of using confidential information - specifically advance knowledge of the proposed election date - to gain an unfair advantage in betting markets".

Before the election was called, Williams was the MP for Montgomeryshire and an aide to then-Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. The group of those charged includes Russell George, a Member of the Senedd, who was suspended from the Welsh Conservative group after he was charged. Others charged include Laura Saunders, the former Conservative parliamentary candidate in Bristol North West, and her partner Anthony Lee, a former director of campaigning for the Conservatives; Thomas James, the director of the Welsh Conservatives and Nick Mason, a former chief data officer for the party.

Another of those "nothing to see here" events, finally getting the attention is deserves.

[davidjay]

Yeahbut football tickets and a pair of glasses.