[Boiler]

Britain's biggest 'baby deserts' are revealed amid terrifying threat of 'underpopulation': Interactive map shows how many children women have in YOUR area

Complete with an interactive map that shows "UK mother births" and "Foreign mother births".

That'll keep the Great Replacement Theory folks occupied for a while...

[Youngian]

Freefalling birth rates have triggered doomsday warnings about population collapse

Birthrates haven't freefalled, doomsday warnings haven't been triggered and no one has predicted population collapse.
There's a slight fall in the birthrate which brings some new economic problems to solve. It's not doomsday.

[Andy McDandy]

YEBBUT WHERE'S THE PAKIS?

[satnav]

Another bag of shite from the Mail. After numerous paragraphs about him watching films on his I pad and spending too much money on trains and hotels at around paragraph 19 they quote a member of his staff who says that he is always sending out emails at 5 o' clock in the morning. So he is not nodding off in the middle of his working day he is having a nap after being up for nearly 12 hours.