[satnav]

Does Trump actually drive? I've seen plenty of footage of him driving a golf buggy but I've never seen him at the wheel of real car.

[Oboogie]

Does Trump actually drive? I've seen plenty of footage of him driving a golf buggy but I've never seen him at the wheel of real car.

There's a clip from yesterday where he's moaning that he hasn't "been allowed" to drive for years because "they" won't let him.
Your guess is as good as mine who "they" might be, doctors? the police? his personal security detail? the DMV?

[satnav]

Perhaps he is referring to his famous bone spurs. The ones that helped him to avoid military service.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Every time he pisses himself he shorts out the seat mechanism.

[Abernathy]

Well, you’d never have thunk it, but Musk would seem to have out-Ratnered Gerald Ratner about a hundredfold.

[Bones McCoy]

[Boiler]

Elon Musk's X to clamp down on parody accounts

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g37elkrxdo

From 10 April, accounts which impersonate another user or person must use key words such as "fake" or "parody" at the start of their account names.

The platform will also require parody account holders to use different images to the X accounts belonging to those they seek to represent.

Some users have complained about confusion caused by parody accounts on the platform, such as those impersonating its owner Elon Musk.

[RedSparrows]

That's a limitation on my free speech which is expressed through my intense personal identification with God Emperor Musk.

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